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When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields,

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there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace

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and setting fire to them.

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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

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While I'm waiting for that baby to get going,

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I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions

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just to get the blood flowing.

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Once those flames are licking high,

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it's time to shtick your coal in it.

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You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft.

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Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

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This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

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Thank you.

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Good morning, good morning, the sergeant did cry, and the same to you gentlemen we did reply, intended no harm, but you meant to pass by, for it'd be an Aunt Christmas morning.

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But says he, my fine fellows, if you will enlist, it's ten guineas in gold, I will slip in your fist, and a crown in the bargain, for to kick up in the dust, and drink the king's health in the morning.

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For a soldier he leads a very fine life, and he always is blessed with a charming young wife, and he pays all his debts without sorrow or strife, and always lives pleasant and charming.

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And a soldier he always is decent and clean, in the finest of clothing is constantly seen, while other poor fellows go dirty and mean, hands up on thin grill in the morning.

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But says Arthur, I wouldn't be proud of your clothes, for you've only the lend of them, as I suppose.

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And you dare not change them one night, for you know if you do, you'll be flogged in the morning.

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And although that we are single and free, we take great delight in our own company.

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And we have no desire, strange faces to see, although that your offers are charming.

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And we have no desire to take your advance, all hazards and dangers we barter of chance.

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For you would have no scruples, for you would have no scruples, for to send us to France, where we would get shot without warning.

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Oh now says the sergeant, I'll have no such chat, and I neither will take it from Spalpin or Brat.

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For if you insult me with one other word, I'll cut off your heads in the morning.

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And then Arthur and I, we soon drew our hearts, and we scarce gave them time for to draw their own blades.

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When a trusty shillelagh came over their heads, and bad them take the lattice fell warning.

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And their own rusty rapiers that hung by their side, we flung them as far as we could in the tide.

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Now take them out, and tempered the ridge in the morning.

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And the little wee drummer, we flattened his cloud, and we made a football of his rowdy dowdy.

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And threw it in the tide, and threw it in the tide, for to rock and to roll, and bad at the tedious returning.

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And we having no money paid them off in cracks, and we paid no respect to their two bloody backs.

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For we lathered them there like a barrel of wet sacks, and left them for dead in the morning.

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And so to conclude, and to finish disputes, we all blatantly asked if they wanted recruits.

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For we were the lads who would give them hard clothes, and bid them look sharp in the morning.

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For we were the lads who would give them hard, and we would give them hard to see.

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For we were the lads who would give them hard to see.

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For we were the lads who would give them hard to see.

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For we were the lads who would give them hard to see.

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For we were the lads who would give them hard to see.

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For we were the lads who would give them hard to see.

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For we were the lads who would give them hard to see.

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For we were the lads who would give them hard to see.

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Oh, me and my cousin, one or third, my pride as we went walking down by the seaside.

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I marked what followed and what to be tight for it being on Christmas morning.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'll do up the gears and I'll give it to someone special.

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Once driven and twice shy, I kept my distance but you still clipped my side.

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Tell me, baby, do you recognize me?

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I know it's been a year but it doesn't surprise me.

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Merry Christmas.

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I wrapped it up and sent it with a note saying I drove you.

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I meant it.

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Now I know what a fool I've been.

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But if you shifted me now, I know you'd fool me again.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my boss.

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But the very next day, you drove her away.

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This year, I'll do up the gears and I'll give it to someone special.

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The proud age staff room, friends with tired eyes.

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I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice.

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My God, I thought you were someone to rely on.

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Me?

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I guess I was a shoulder to cry on.

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A face on a lover with a fire in his house.

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Stand here.

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Stand here.

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I don't.

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Oh, now I found a real boss.

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You'll never fool me again.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my boss.

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But the very next day, you drove it away.

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This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my boss.

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But the very next day, you drove it away.

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I'll do up the gears and I'll give it to someone special.

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A face on a lover with a fire in his house.

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A man under cover, but you tore him about.

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You tore me about.

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Look at that base.

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I'll give none.

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You like a trip on the Christmas bus today.

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Special festive bus.

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Ricky, thank you very much, Ricky.

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That was great.

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That was fantastic.

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Thank you very much, Rick.

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Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas, Stephen.

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Beardsman, MEP.

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Merry Christmas, Stephen.

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Merry, Merry Schlugmas.

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I hope you're slugging alright. You're keeping well. Very kind of you. Thank you very much. Two tickets for this thing. I need a change. Johnny up the bell. Thank you very much Johnny. That's mighty. That's insane.

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Santa Claus has come down the chimney already. Thank you. God bless. God bless. Yes. Smizzy. Thank you very much. Smizzy. Now. Give this fella his change. Thank you as well to Francis Higgins. Thank you for the wrong change. The nephew Francis for the highlights. The soccer.

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Thank you very much, Macaron. I hope you're well.

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Staying clear. The doors are closed.

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Staying clear. The doors are closed.

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Now, we got a new bus.

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Paid job on the bus for Christmas.

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Woeful man for jamming gears. Thank you very much.

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Merry Christmas from Schlug Aaron.

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It's a great situation. And there's a little...

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There's an old Santa Claus on the back there as well, on the tarot.

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It's a great situation.

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One that I'm very proud of.

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And one that I'm proud that you're a part of as well.

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Oh.

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Look at that lad. He's got space boots on.

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He's got one of those...

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Whoa. It's a Christmas miracle.

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Jesus Christ.

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Let's get this lad.

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Staying clear. The doors are opening.

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You alright?

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Staying clear. The doors are opening.

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Staying clear. The doors are closing.

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How are you getting on?

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Staying clear. The doors are closing.

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Big old bendy bus there. It's all happening.

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It's all happening today.

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Christmas miracles.

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They're all around us.

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Has he got rolling... He's wearing a pair of heelies.

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Ha ha. He's got a pair of heelies on.

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Wow.

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That's amazing stuff.

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He must have got those down in Garvey's.

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I know your man Garvey.

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Down the footwear and drapery. He's selling heelies.

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They're like mystical heelies.

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You'd never know they were heelies.

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Wow.

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Wow. Just wow.

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You know, you don't expect the miracles to happen.

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But...

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You hit the road. You head out.

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And you...

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And you just see...

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You look around.

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And you'll be surprised what you see.

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Now...

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Staying clear. The doors are open.

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Staying clear. The doors are open.

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Thank you very much, Simon Wall.

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I hope your eye opens well.

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Happy Schlugmas, he said.

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Well...

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Happy Simonmas to you.

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To you and the rest of the Simon.

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The Simon family.

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Thank you very much.

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A little bit of Christmas, Stephen.

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Titanium. Thank you.

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Titanium.

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It's very tiny.

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So, it was a great opportunity to have at the beginning.

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From Paul Brady.

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A young Paul Brady.

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Back in the day.

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What a situation that was.

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Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Stephen?

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That was virtuoso.

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Performance.

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Auntie Mc...

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That's right.

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Thank you very much, Auntie MC.

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Thank you.

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Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas.

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Oh, yeah, then.

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No.

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She was...

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She's got the Heelys on as well.

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How are you keeping Heely?

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It's different.

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Sarah and James.

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Thank you very much.

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Yeah.

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Merry...

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Merry...

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Merry...

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Merry...

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She wants two tickets. And 360 please. Thank you. And we'll give you the 640 back.

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Thank you very much, Stavros. She's walking on the bus now. She was a hovercraft off the bus.

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Steinklir. The doors are closed. Steinklir. The doors are closed.

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Merry Christmas Tiffin. Merry Christmas. That's mighty.

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That's mighty all together. Thank you very much. Thank you very, very much. That's absolutely lovely and wonderful. It's a Christmas miracle.

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It's gonna be a white Christmas. I can feel it. I know it's not for cash. But I think it's gonna be a white Christmas.

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It's nippy enough now the last few days. You know. You'll have to have the long johns on you. And the gloves and the head too. And an old jumper.

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Now. Is this Reynaud Cleo in the way? What? Get out. Christmas. Just the weather is nice here anyway.

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Stand clear. The doors are open. Stand clear. The doors are open.

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Stand clear. The doors are open.

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Is anybody getting off here? Is anybody getting off the bus? It's a Christmas situation. It's a Christmas bus. You're either on or you're off. No? Fair enough.

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Stand clear. The doors are open. Stand clear. The doors are open.

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Mamma Duck, thank you very much. Stand clear. The doors are open.

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That was very kind of you. Thank you. That's mighty. I hope you're well. And you're all set for the Christmas. You've everything got. And you're not gonna be running around Castle Bear like a Gab Shider on Christmas Eve like myself. It's always the way.

261
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You're doing a little Christmas dipping. Josie Gallagher. You're doing a little Christmas dipping, yeah. How are you Josie? You taught me everything I knew. Everything I know about driving bus. The finest exponent of bus work I've ever met or seen. I have to salute you, Josie. You're doing a little Christmas dipping, yeah. I'm doing a little Christmas dipping, yeah. And shake your booty.

262
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:22,480
Can you tell Shea Lynch it's nearly time for bed?

263
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,220
Says Josie Gellar.

264
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,280
Get to bed, Shea.

265
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Get to bed now.

266
00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:31,460
Glenn.

267
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:37,040
Hey, don't have a Christmas tip in here.

268
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,340
Thank you very much, Shea. Shake your booty.

269
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:44,140
We couldn't afford now to put Christmas decals on the entire fleet.

270
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:50,840
Which as you can see, I'm not going to fork out for the decal for the bendy bus.

271
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It's too big, it's too big a deal. It's too much of a job.

272
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:59,580
Therefore, Andrew and Deb, thank you.

273
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Thank you very much and to everybody. It's too kind.

274
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:05,800
Thank you so much.

275
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:13,020
We couldn't extend the Christmas decal operation to all of the buses on the fleet.

276
00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:18,740
So, only 95% of the fleet are untouched by Christmas decals.

277
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There's another 5% that I'm a part of here.

278
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Merry Christmas Schluggy.

279
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,260
Thank you very much.

280
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,020
I can't believe this.

281
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,720
It's too much to handle.

282
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Marty.

283
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Marty Bagrul too.

284
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,140
Thank you very much.

285
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:42,040
That's mighty.

286
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,420
Um, Merry X.

287
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,220
Thanks for all the laughs this year.

288
00:22:47,380 --> 00:22:51,480
Well, I'm aiming to provide a serious bus service.

289
00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:54,180
It's not a comedy situation.

290
00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:54,720
Like, no.

291
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,620
It's not the bus of laughs.

292
00:22:56,780 --> 00:22:57,520
A little bit of a Christmas dipping.

293
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Anaconda Jeezy.

294
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A little bit of a Christmas dipping.

295
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Thank you very measy for the tweezy.

296
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:03,100
That's mighty.

297
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:03,160
Yeah.

298
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,280
Jesus Christ.

299
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,320
It's unbelievable.

300
00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:08,260
It's fantastic.

301
00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:09,080
Oh, yeah, none.

302
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,400
It's a Christmas.

303
00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:11,680
It's a Christmas miracle.

304
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:12,420
Yet again.

305
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:20,400
So, I'm going to be flat out on the pints now.

306
00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:22,960
With all the sandy.

307
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,560
The sandy tips.

308
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:35,340
I've made a deal with myself. I told you last week. No, I'm not going to be touching any of the hooch until Christmas afternoon.

309
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:42,780
When I intend to hear the hooch harder than has ever been seen or witnessed by human eyes.

310
00:23:42,860 --> 00:23:44,700
Look at these lads. That guy there.

311
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:51,860
These are the hover booth lads as well. Again, we're back at Jeremy Corbin behind this one.

312
00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:55,600
Everyone's hovering today. There's something in the air.

313
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Phil Collins featuring Phil Collins.

314
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,860
Now, single ticket for this lady here.

315
00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:08,700
A little bit of Christmas dinner.

316
00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:12,660
Man and Marcelo. Thank you very much, Marcelo.

317
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,100
That's very kind, dear. I hope you're keeping well.

318
00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:19,200
Have a look now. What do you say?

319
00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:21,200
Happy Christmas from IKEA.

320
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,160
I hope you're getting on well in IKEA.

321
00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:46,420
and the furniture is flat packed, I'm ready to go. Barry Harkin, Barry the Weg, thank you very much. Merry London, Merry Christmas to Tammy, Hannah Fontaine, Francis and all the chat from Barry Harkin.

322
00:24:46,420 --> 00:25:10,420
Now I might be mistaken but I'm not sure. What deluxe, thank you very much. Barry Harkin, the artist, the fine artist has provided us with some amazing graphical designs of the Pechwine. Absolutely amazing graphical design.

323
00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:15,420
Hey Jack.

324
00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:20,420
Now!

325
00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:25,420
Let's get moving.

326
00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:28,420
Nearly got cut off by a clue there.

327
00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:31,420
Straight back on the road. There's nothing like that.

328
00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:34,420
Hey, you doing a bit of Christmas tippin?

329
00:25:34,420 --> 00:25:36,420
Hey, you doing a bit of Christmas tippin, yeah?

330
00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:38,420
Christ almighty. Thank you very much.

331
00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:40,420
Somebody wants to get off here now.

332
00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:42,420
It's a very dangerous situation.

333
00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:44,420
This lady here. The floater.

334
00:25:44,420 --> 00:25:48,420
Go on. Get off.

335
00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:50,420
It's fairly legal that now.

336
00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:52,420
She's off on the side of a mountain.

337
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:54,420
You doing a bit of Christmas tippin?

338
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:58,420
You doing a bit of Christmas tippin, yeah?

339
00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:00,420
Schlerken. Thank you very much Schlerken.

340
00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:04,420
Look at this now.

341
00:26:04,420 --> 00:26:08,420
She's waiting in the middle of nowhere.

342
00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:12,420
Is she okay?

343
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:14,420
Is she okay?

344
00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:16,420
A little bit of Christmas tippin?

345
00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:18,420
Brian, Brian, Brian, Macbeth McGuire.

346
00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:20,420
Thank you very much.

347
00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:22,420
Thank you very much.

348
00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:24,420
Thank you very much.

349
00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:26,420
Are you okay?

350
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:28,420
Do you need a bit of help?

351
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,420
You alright?

352
00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:34,420
It's awful dangerous out here in the wilds.

353
00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:36,420
I hear there's a wolf out there in the forest.

354
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:40,420
You'd want to be careful.

355
00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:42,420
It's dangerous out there.

356
00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:48,420
Why would you want to leave the confines in safety of the Christmas bus?

357
00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:50,420
No?

358
00:26:50,420 --> 00:26:52,420
That's the bendy bus.

359
00:26:52,420 --> 00:26:54,420
Wow.

360
00:26:54,420 --> 00:26:56,420
Oh yeah, that is.

361
00:26:56,420 --> 00:26:58,420
It's an awful shame now.

362
00:26:58,420 --> 00:27:00,420
Is he gonna stop there?

363
00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:02,420
There he is.

364
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,420
He winds in like a snake.

365
00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:06,420
An amazing snake.

366
00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:08,420
This is a CNG job now.

367
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:10,420
If anybody, welcome to Schlerken and everyone.

368
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,420
If you have not seen the bendy bus,

369
00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:16,420
this is one of our, one of the most precious items in our fleet.

370
00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:20,420
It's a compressed natural gas powered bus.

371
00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:22,420
And it's fully bendy, fully operational.

372
00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:24,420
There's Johnny.

373
00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:26,420
He's a great guy.

374
00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:28,420
A lot of experience.

375
00:27:28,420 --> 00:27:30,420
20 years driving bus.

376
00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:32,420
Fantastic man.

377
00:27:32,420 --> 00:27:34,420
A family man.

378
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,420
And a proud, proud operator.

379
00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:40,420
Of the Schlerken Bendy Bus Express.

380
00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:42,420
We'll get back down here now.

381
00:27:42,420 --> 00:27:45,420
This young lady is still out in the wilderness.

382
00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:47,420
Are you okay?

383
00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:49,420
You alright?

384
00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:51,420
Jeez Christ.

385
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,420
We've gone into her skull.

386
00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:55,420
Her eyeballs are round.

387
00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:57,420
Would you believe that?

388
00:27:57,420 --> 00:28:03,420
And then, into the back of the head we can see the eyeballs in the front.

389
00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:07,420
It's just amazing now what you can do with technology.

390
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,420
You can see into the back of people's heads.

391
00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:11,420
I really hope she's okay.

392
00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:13,420
Oh yeah, then.

393
00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:15,420
I hope she's okay.

394
00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:17,420
That's all I ask for, is it?

395
00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:19,420
She's okay and she has a nice Christmas.

396
00:28:19,420 --> 00:28:21,420
Not much I can do now, isn't it?

397
00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:23,420
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin.

398
00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:25,420
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin.

399
00:28:25,420 --> 00:28:26,420
Dillon.

400
00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:27,420
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin.

401
00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:28,420
I am honored.

402
00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:29,420
I am honored.

403
00:28:29,420 --> 00:28:30,420
And...

404
00:28:30,420 --> 00:28:31,420
That's mighty.

405
00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:33,420
...mightly appreciated.

406
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,420
Of what you've just done now, Dillon.

407
00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:37,420
Thank you very much.

408
00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:39,420
Very, very kind.

409
00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:43,420
Now, let's move along.

410
00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:45,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

411
00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:46,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

412
00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:47,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

413
00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:48,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

414
00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:49,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

415
00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:50,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

416
00:28:50,420 --> 00:28:51,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

417
00:28:51,420 --> 00:28:52,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

418
00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:53,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

419
00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:54,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

420
00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:55,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

421
00:28:55,420 --> 00:28:56,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

422
00:28:56,420 --> 00:28:57,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

423
00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:58,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

424
00:28:58,420 --> 00:28:59,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

425
00:28:59,420 --> 00:29:00,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

426
00:29:00,420 --> 00:29:01,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

427
00:29:01,420 --> 00:29:02,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

428
00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:03,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

429
00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:04,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

430
00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:05,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

431
00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:06,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

432
00:29:06,420 --> 00:29:07,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

433
00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:08,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

434
00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:09,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

435
00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:10,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

436
00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:11,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

437
00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:12,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

438
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:13,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

439
00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:14,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

440
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

441
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

442
00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:17,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

443
00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:18,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

444
00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:19,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

445
00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:20,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

446
00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:21,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

447
00:29:21,420 --> 00:29:22,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

448
00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:23,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

449
00:29:23,420 --> 00:29:24,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

450
00:29:24,420 --> 00:29:25,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

451
00:29:25,420 --> 00:29:26,420
"Yeah."

452
00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:27,420
"Jack, Jack Hannah, thank you very much."

453
00:29:27,420 --> 00:29:28,420
"I'm sorry now, I haven't got round to the...

454
00:29:28,420 --> 00:29:29,420
"I cannot say much of the tips of so...

455
00:29:29,420 --> 00:29:30,420
"There's so many people coming through here."

456
00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:31,420
"But I'll give it my best shot."

457
00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:32,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

458
00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:33,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

459
00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:34,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

460
00:29:34,420 --> 00:29:35,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

461
00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:36,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

462
00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:37,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

463
00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:38,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

464
00:29:38,420 --> 00:29:39,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

465
00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:40,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

466
00:29:40,420 --> 00:29:41,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

467
00:29:41,420 --> 00:29:42,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

468
00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:43,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

469
00:29:43,420 --> 00:29:44,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

470
00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:45,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

471
00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:46,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

472
00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:47,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

473
00:29:47,420 --> 00:29:48,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

474
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:49,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

475
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:50,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

476
00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:51,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

477
00:29:51,420 --> 00:29:52,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

478
00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:53,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

479
00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:54,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

480
00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:55,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

481
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

482
00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:57,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

483
00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:58,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

484
00:29:58,420 --> 00:29:59,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

485
00:29:59,420 --> 00:30:00,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

486
00:30:00,420 --> 00:30:01,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

487
00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:02,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

488
00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:03,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

489
00:30:03,420 --> 00:30:04,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

490
00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:05,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

491
00:30:05,420 --> 00:30:06,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

492
00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

493
00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:08,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

494
00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:09,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

495
00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:10,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

496
00:30:10,420 --> 00:30:11,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

497
00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:12,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

498
00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:13,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

499
00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:14,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas Tiffin?"

500
00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:15,420
"That's, that's our afternoon."

501
00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:16,420
"Thank you very much."

502
00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:18,420
"Pastion room, Paul, thank you very much."

503
00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:23,420
"I'll stick a bit of Tiffin on here, see if Michael's playing the Tiffin."

504
00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:27,420
"Tiffin, have to go back and get the..."

505
00:30:27,420 --> 00:30:29,420
"Someone's left a bag on the bus."

506
00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:36,420
"Somebody left a bag to see."

507
00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:38,420
"Is that valuable?"

508
00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,420
"Put it on the item."

509
00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:42,420
"There he is, there he goes."

510
00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:44,420
"How you getting on here, Will?"

511
00:30:44,420 --> 00:30:48,420
"He left something here."

512
00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:50,420
"Are you okay jittery?"

513
00:30:50,420 --> 00:30:52,420
"Jittery Joe."

514
00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:54,420
"Aff he goes."

515
00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:58,420
"Sometimes, sometimes they say thank- sometimes the people are thankful."

516
00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:00,420
"Sometimes they're not."

517
00:31:00,420 --> 00:31:04,420
"Because I'm always thankful for any passenger on the bus."

518
00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:10,420
"I'm not gonna check for tickets at the moment."

519
00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:12,420
"Stay clear, the doors are closed."

520
00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:14,420
"Stay clear, the doors are closed."

521
00:31:14,420 --> 00:31:16,420
"Stay clear, the doors are closed."

522
00:31:16,420 --> 00:31:18,420
"Stay clear, the doors are closed."

523
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:20,420
"Oh."

524
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:22,420
"We're on, we're on, we're out."

525
00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:26,420
"We are out and about around the town."

526
00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:28,420
"What the hell is going on with the radio?"

527
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,420
"Is it stuck to the air or something?"

528
00:31:30,420 --> 00:31:30,420
"I can't."

529
00:31:30,420 --> 00:31:32,420
"I can't."

530
00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:34,420
"It's not."

531
00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:36,420
"The songs aren't coming on."

532
00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:38,420
"Oh yeah."

533
00:31:38,420 --> 00:31:42,420
"Well, it's that time of year again folks."

534
00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:44,420
"Time to get the tinsel, the baubles, the presents, the tree."

535
00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:46,420
"All that shenanigans."

536
00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:48,420
"But you know what my favourite part of the whole feckin' festival is?"

537
00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:50,420
"The veg."

538
00:31:50,420 --> 00:31:52,420
"I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time."

539
00:31:52,420 --> 00:31:54,420
"I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time."

540
00:31:54,420 --> 00:31:56,420
"I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time."

541
00:31:56,420 --> 00:31:58,420
"I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time."

542
00:31:58,420 --> 00:32:00,420
"Brussels sprouts and turnips and spuds too."

543
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,420
"I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time."

544
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,420
"I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time."

545
00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:06,420
"I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time."

546
00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:08,420
"I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time."

547
00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:10,420
"I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time."

548
00:32:10,420 --> 00:32:12,420
"I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time."

549
00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:14,420
"I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time."

550
00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:16,420
"I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time."

551
00:32:16,420 --> 00:32:18,420
"I like eating lots of vegetables at Christmas time."

552
00:32:18,420 --> 00:32:20,420
"I like the taste of them, how about you?"

553
00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:22,420
"You can't eat them."

554
00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:27,420
"You can't bake a plate a lovely veg at Christmas time."

555
00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:30,420
"Drenched in gravy next to turkey and a ham."

556
00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:34,420
"I want to stuff my face with vegetables at Christmas time."

557
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:37,420
"Mashed, roasted fried, I'll eat them any way I can."

558
00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:40,420
"Mosh people hoover up the bird and the pig."

559
00:32:40,420 --> 00:32:44,420
"But the sweet and the greens, they could not give a break."

560
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:48,420
"They leave a pile of sprouts, cause they say they taste strange."

561
00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:51,420
"So I stick them in a pot and leave it sitting on the range."

562
00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:55,420
"Now the house fills up with the smell of lovely Brussels sprouts."

563
00:32:55,420 --> 00:32:58,420
"My uncle screams and shouts and starts to get sick."

564
00:32:58,420 --> 00:33:01,420
"So I run out the kitchen to grab a muffin bucket."

565
00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:05,420
"But I slip upon the vomit and I break my fucking head."

566
00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:09,420
"We had to get into the Aris then and drive 25km."

567
00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:11,420
"Hope to accident and emergency."

568
00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:15,420
"Where we had to wait another two hours then to be seen."

569
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:18,420
"I missed all my favourite Christmas TV shows."

570
00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:19,420
"So now you know."

571
00:33:19,420 --> 00:33:20,420
"Yep."

572
00:33:20,420 --> 00:33:24,420
"If you like eating lots of veg at Christmas time."

573
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,420
"Prustle sprouts and turnips and lovely shbuds."

574
00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:31,420
"Make sure to eat them at the designated dinner time."

575
00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:37,420
"And the shmell of sprouts tune will get up your bleeding nose."

576
00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:39,420
"Merry Christmas everyone."

577
00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:41,420
"Enjoy your veg."

578
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:42,420
"What a lovely tune."

579
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:46,420
"Now that is real music."

580
00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:48,420
"I don't care what you say."

581
00:33:48,420 --> 00:33:50,420
"That is real music."

582
00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:54,420
"And they need to be making more of those kind of tunes."

583
00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:57,420
"It's like a lovely song about vegetables."

584
00:33:57,420 --> 00:34:00,420
"Everybody can enjoy that."

585
00:34:00,420 --> 00:34:03,420
"And it sends out a great message too."

586
00:34:11,420 --> 00:34:15,420
"But I wonder, I don't know where Michael has gone."

587
00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:18,420
"Oh Jesus Christ I hit the fucking curb stone there."

588
00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:20,420
"Sorry about that now, curb stone hit."

589
00:34:20,420 --> 00:34:25,420
"Sorry to any passengers who may have been upset there by that."

590
00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:29,420
"Hopefully there's no whiplash."

591
00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:33,420
"And if there is whiplash, just give it a week or two."

592
00:34:33,420 --> 00:34:40,420
"Don't bother, don't be pursuing legal battles or anything like that."

593
00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:42,420
"Because we don't want that."

594
00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:43,420
"That's not right."

595
00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:44,420
"Stay in bed."

596
00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:45,420
"Get a bit of a rest."

597
00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:50,420
"Put a stint on the neckers."

598
00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:51,420
"Thank you."

599
00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:52,420
"Oh yeah, no."

600
00:34:52,420 --> 00:34:54,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?"

601
00:34:54,420 --> 00:34:55,420
"Susie."

602
00:34:55,420 --> 00:34:56,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?"

603
00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:57,420
"Yeah."

604
00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:58,420
"That's mighty."

605
00:34:58,420 --> 00:34:59,420
"Thank you very much."

606
00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:00,420
"Thank you very much Susie."

607
00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:01,420
"I hope you're keeping well."

608
00:35:01,420 --> 00:35:02,420
"I hope you are doing well my friend."

609
00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:03,420
"Thank you very much."

610
00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:04,420
"That's mighty."

611
00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:05,420
"That's very very kind."

612
00:35:05,420 --> 00:35:05,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?"

613
00:35:05,420 --> 00:35:06,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?"

614
00:35:06,420 --> 00:35:07,420
"Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?"

615
00:35:07,420 --> 00:35:08,420
"Yeah."

616
00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:09,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

617
00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:10,420
"That's mighty."

618
00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:11,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

619
00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:12,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

620
00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:13,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

621
00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:14,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

622
00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:15,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

623
00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:16,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

624
00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:17,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

625
00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:18,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

626
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:19,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

627
00:35:19,420 --> 00:35:20,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

628
00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:21,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

629
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:22,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

630
00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:23,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

631
00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:24,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

632
00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:25,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

633
00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:26,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

634
00:35:26,420 --> 00:35:27,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

635
00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:28,420
"Shtier with her Tommy."

636
00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,420
"Fantastic tune by the man."

637
00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:30,420
"Ritchie Kevin."

638
00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:32,420
"Fantastic singer and an absolutely amazing entertainer."

639
00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:40,420
"I seen him at the Ploughan there about five years ago."

640
00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:42,420
"He had his own tent."

641
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:45,420
"And he was the bee's knees."

642
00:35:45,420 --> 00:35:47,420
"And you could..."

643
00:35:47,420 --> 00:35:52,420
"He was playing gigs from 10 a.m. right through to 5 p.m."

644
00:35:52,420 --> 00:35:59,420
"And at the other side then of the Ploughan, Seamus Moore had his own tent as well."

645
00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:07,420
"Now, I thought I'd seen the best when I'd seen Richie Kevin."

646
00:36:07,420 --> 00:36:11,420
"But when I seen Seamus Moore, he's a game changer."

647
00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:17,420
"He took the rule book, he ripped it up, threw it in the bin."

648
00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:21,420
"He picked it back out of the bin again, put it back together."

649
00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:24,420
"And then he fucking ripped it up once more."

650
00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:29,420
"That's the head's banged by that man now."

651
00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:30,420
"When I can't."

652
00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:31,420
"Single regular quantity."

653
00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:32,420
"That is 4:40 please."

654
00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:33,420
"My darling, thank you."

655
00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:34,420
"50, 60 cent back to you."

656
00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:35,420
"Feeling the savings."

657
00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:36,420
"She's feeling the savings tonight."

658
00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:37,420
"Stayn clear, the doors are closing."

659
00:36:37,420 --> 00:36:38,420
"And shluggeron."

660
00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:38,420
"Stayn clear, the doors are closing."

661
00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:38,420
"And shluggeron."

662
00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:39,420
"Stayn clear, the doors are closing."

663
00:36:39,420 --> 00:36:40,420
"Me get us, eh."

664
00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:44,420
"Me get the more men."

665
00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:45,420
"It's a great song about the men from Meo."

666
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:46,420
"Which we've played before."

667
00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:50,660
50 60 sent back to you. Feeling the savings. She's feeling the savings tonight.

668
00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:52,400
Steing clear. The doors are closing.

669
00:36:53,180 --> 00:36:53,840
And slug your.

670
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,720
Steing clear. The doors are closing.

671
00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:01,080
Me get us, uh, me get the more men.

672
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,700
It's a great song about the men from Meo.

673
00:37:11,380 --> 00:37:12,660
Which we've played before.

674
00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:18,340
Mind your ears.

675
00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:27,320
I live on the farm.

676
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,220
Three miles from Kilkelly.

677
00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:30,480
Kilkelly.

678
00:37:31,180 --> 00:37:32,460
Talking to myself.

679
00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:34,820
Living on my own.

680
00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:36,420
I hope he's okay.

681
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,880
I took out a singles ad in the farmer's journal.

682
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,840
And another one on Midwest Radio.

683
00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:45,980
Up Midwest.

684
00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:50,860
I'm a mild manner, middle-aged mighty man from Meo.

685
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:52,780
I'm a little.

686
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,500
Living a white life out in the country.

687
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:56,540
Bye, Pat.

688
00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:59,020
I'm six foot two.

689
00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:00,300
Thank you very much, bye, Pat.

690
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:06,140
But I'm looking for lovesome female company.

691
00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:18,200
Drugs.

692
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,080
Thank you very much for your tip, drugs.

693
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:23,940
Hope you're keeping well.

694
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,600
Steing clear. The doors are open.

695
00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:30,800
Steing clear. The doors are open.

696
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:59,600
Living a white life out in the country.

697
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:05,280
I'm six foot three and a drink and drop of water.

698
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,420
Bobby up the bell.

699
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,220
I'm looking for lovesome female company.

700
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,720
Thank you very much, Bobby.

701
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,860
Now then, girls, what about this?

702
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:20,560
I'm a mouya nade in here from a mild-mannered, middle-aged, mighty man from Meo looking for love.

703
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:31,320
Dan Simpson, thank you very much.

704
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:31,340
Thank you very much.

705
00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:34,040
Thank you very much, Dan.

706
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,560
One fine day with Catty down from Partry.

707
00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:39,660
Partry is a lovely village.

708
00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:40,360
Billy to go.

709
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,620
He really took a shine.

710
00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:47,980
Well, he chased her all the way to North Airport.

711
00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:52,560
I never really got a chance to say goodbye.

712
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,400
See him for now.

713
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:54,360
Thank you very much.

714
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,680
The last girl I met was Margaret from my gaona.

715
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:03,960
And things are going really, really slow.

716
00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:09,520
I still have the ad in the farmer's journal.

717
00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:14,220
And the other would clacky on the West Radio.

718
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:15,980
Thank you very, very much.

719
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:19,960
I'm a mild-mannered, middle-aged, mighty man from Meo.

720
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:20,960
Thank you very much.

721
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:22,340
Very kind, Dan.

722
00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:24,960
Living a quiet life out in the country.

723
00:40:27,060 --> 00:40:30,620
I'm six foot four and I drink a lot of porter.

724
00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:35,600
I'm looking for love, some female company.

725
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:41,600
I'm a mild-mannered, middle-aged, mighty man from Meo.

726
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,340
Living a quiet life out in the country.

727
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,980
I'm six foot five and I drink a rake of porter.

728
00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:57,800
I'm looking for love, some female company.

729
00:40:58,940 --> 00:41:02,300
And I'm looking for love, some female company.

730
00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:17,240
What a great tune.

731
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,340
A fantastic tune.

732
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,740
You need to check that man out.

733
00:41:23,740 --> 00:41:24,640
He is a legend.

734
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:25,760
Sheamus Moore.

735
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:27,760
Look him up.

736
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:29,940
On YouTube.

737
00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:32,660
And go to one of his shows.

738
00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:33,940
I seen him at...

739
00:41:33,940 --> 00:41:34,240
Oh!

740
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:36,680
Christ!

741
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:40,080
What?

742
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:50,040
What the fuck we at?

743
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:50,540
Huh?

744
00:41:51,620 --> 00:41:52,160
How are you?

745
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:53,860
It's a story.

746
00:41:55,860 --> 00:41:56,560
You're not looking.

747
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,300
I'm going straight.

748
00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,180
I've right away.

749
00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:01,660
You've wronged away.

750
00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:05,240
You've just cashed me a few thousand euro there now.

751
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:07,760
I cannot even see you.

752
00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:08,620
You're in the shadows.

753
00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:09,960
You're lurking.

754
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,300
Huh?

755
00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:15,480
You've nothing to say for yourself.

756
00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:19,660
I'm a wanker.

757
00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:21,700
Absolute wanker.

758
00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:24,880
I'm gonna have to let this lad out now.

759
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,000
Go on.

760
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,200
Go on.

761
00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:39,520
I was turning there.

762
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:41,640
I had right away.

763
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,340
Where's he going?

764
00:42:47,180 --> 00:42:47,940
What's he doing?

765
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:54,280
What is this cat at?

766
00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,940
He's trying to tango.

767
00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:01,820
You want to tango, do you?

768
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,320
You want to play boss tango, is it?

769
00:43:04,980 --> 00:43:05,860
I can dance.

770
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:06,900
He's gone.

771
00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:09,960
There's Johnny.

772
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,060
It's all happening.

773
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:12,280
Johnny.

774
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:12,380
Johnny.

775
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:17,720
There he goes.

776
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,940
Did Johnny have something to do with that?

777
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,020
Fucking, that was a ghost.

778
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,920
We're after seeing something very special.

779
00:43:27,260 --> 00:43:28,200
The ghost lorry.

780
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,220
Very scary stuff.

781
00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:33,400
And look at it.

782
00:43:34,580 --> 00:43:37,000
Since we got on here, I'm scared.

783
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,700
I'm not gonna lie.

784
00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:40,460
We've seen people floating.

785
00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:41,600
People hovering.

786
00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:44,140
People are walking around with helis.

787
00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:47,260
We've seen a lorry disappear.

788
00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:48,180
I tried to, he won.

789
00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:49,300
It takes two to tango.

790
00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:51,500
He crashed into me and then disappeared.

791
00:43:53,980 --> 00:43:54,580
Oh, yeah.

792
00:43:54,780 --> 00:43:55,360
I'm scared.

793
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:56,940
It's a spook.

794
00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:58,220
Mary spookmas.

795
00:43:59,120 --> 00:43:59,860
They should call it.

796
00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:02,740
Because I'm spooked out of it.

797
00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:04,140
Spooktacular.

798
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,560
And I'm not surprised now.

799
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,340
There's been a lot of spooky stuff going on.

800
00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:13,560
The last of Johnny up the bar there, the other day, came down.

801
00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:15,240
Down the stairs.

802
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,260
And he found two Christmas cards.

803
00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:21,620
That said, dear Johnny up the bar.

804
00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:23,620
Have a very merry Christmas.

805
00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:25,820
From mystery man.

806
00:44:25,820 --> 00:44:27,920
And then he opened up the next one.

807
00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:30,300
And said, dear Johnny up the bar.

808
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:32,260
Merry Christmas again.

809
00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:35,340
From mystery man again.

810
00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:39,820
Now, you tell me.

811
00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:42,540
What the hell is that about?

812
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,480
Who's the mystery man?

813
00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:47,860
Oh, yeah, Ned.

814
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:50,760
The man with the plan.

815
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,940
He also said there was a fella selling crackers up the town.

816
00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:56,140
Called Chris the Cracker.

817
00:44:57,700 --> 00:44:59,780
But he didn't buy any because they were too expensive.

818
00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:03,600
You've got to watch out for him as well.

819
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,420
If you're running low on Christmas crackers.

820
00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:08,000
There is a fella.

821
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,120
And he's got a suitcase full of them.

822
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:14,440
And he was hanging outside Sports Direct there the last day in Castle Bear.

823
00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:16,540
And then he walked down to Market Square.

824
00:45:17,420 --> 00:45:18,920
Just outside Paul Byron's.

825
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:23,660
And he's selling the crackers there as well.

826
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,000
But you'd want to have them soon enough.

827
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,460
The next two days are going to be absolutely chaotic.

828
00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:39,400
I predict a lot of stress.

829
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,360
Which is not nice this time of year.

830
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:46,060
And often in years past and gone by.

831
00:45:46,340 --> 00:45:47,900
It's driven me to the drink.

832
00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:52,220
And there's not much that hasn't driven me to the drink.

833
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:57,340
If I'm to be completely honest with you.

834
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:57,820
Like, you know.

835
00:45:58,980 --> 00:46:00,780
But I'm doing well the last couple of weeks now.

836
00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,260
All I've been doing is eating chili.

837
00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:03,740
Chili con carne.

838
00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:06,240
And sipping water.

839
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:08,920
And I feel great.

840
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,420
I feel fantastic.

841
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:14,700
But I'm dying to get back on the Brandy and Bailey's.

842
00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,180
And really hammer it.

843
00:46:19,180 --> 00:46:22,260
But you need to, as I say, you need to be chained down for that.

844
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,080
Or at least I do.

845
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,460
And thanks to Johnny who does provide that service for me every Christmas day.

846
00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:30,260
Turns up with a chain and a lock.

847
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:31,900
And chains me in.

848
00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:33,620
And then pours me the Brandy and Bailey's.

849
00:46:34,460 --> 00:46:36,860
And he goes away then.

850
00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:40,820
And comes back Stevens as he lets me out of the house.

851
00:46:41,180 --> 00:46:42,880
And I walk down to the pub with him then.

852
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,120
Talk about the time that I'd had.

853
00:46:45,180 --> 00:46:46,840
And the dreams that I'd had.

854
00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:51,260
Which are inspired and influenced by all the Brandy.

855
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:52,020
Look at this.

856
00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:53,580
More spooky goings ands.

857
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:55,000
Here.

858
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,920
It's very, very strange at Christmas for this to be happening.

859
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:00,680
Stand clear.

860
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:01,700
The doors are open.

861
00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:04,700
Stand clear.

862
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:05,160
Be okay.

863
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,980
Be okay, guys.

864
00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:12,300
I don't know.

865
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,700
I don't know if it's anything to do with the weather or...

866
00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:18,700
Is it something to do with...

867
00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:21,240
Is there something in the air?

868
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,160
As Phil Collins said.

869
00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:26,680
We don't know.

870
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,440
Are they on something?

871
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,960
Are there substances being taken?

872
00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:34,280
There's a lot of...

873
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,020
There's a lot of that going on nowadays.

874
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:37,480
The world has fallen apart.

875
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,920
And it's all in the tunes and the music as well.

876
00:47:42,940 --> 00:47:45,600
They're influencing the young people's minds.

877
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,600
And...

878
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,120
It's sad.

879
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,080
It's awful sad.

880
00:47:51,140 --> 00:47:51,860
But what can you do?

881
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:52,740
Look at this.

882
00:47:56,060 --> 00:47:56,460
Johnny!

883
00:47:57,460 --> 00:47:58,340
That window there.

884
00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:00,420
Johnson!

885
00:48:00,620 --> 00:48:01,560
How are you getting down here?

886
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:01,600
Well...

887
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:02,940
What's the crack?

888
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:04,700
Good man yourself.

889
00:48:05,660 --> 00:48:06,740
Good man yourself.

890
00:48:08,780 --> 00:48:09,720
I have to let him out.

891
00:48:11,140 --> 00:48:12,180
I bet he is jealous.

892
00:48:12,580 --> 00:48:14,720
He is jealous of my Christmas skin.

893
00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:19,840
It's a great situation to have a bit of Christmas skin in.

894
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:20,980
On the...

895
00:48:20,980 --> 00:48:21,680
On the bus.

896
00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:23,640
I'm...

897
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:27,320
Half tempted to see if you can get a human version of this.

898
00:48:28,660 --> 00:48:30,580
Turn my skin into a Christmas wrap.

899
00:48:30,740 --> 00:48:31,940
Like my actual face.

900
00:48:32,740 --> 00:48:34,740
Can I get a...

901
00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:36,740
A Christmas tattoo of red...

902
00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:39,020
And stars and snow...

903
00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:39,760
On my face.

904
00:48:42,660 --> 00:48:43,660
Is that possible?

905
00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:45,660
Is it legal?

906
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,120
Oh yeah, no.

907
00:48:47,220 --> 00:48:47,820
Would it work?

908
00:48:48,740 --> 00:48:51,860
It could be terrifying as well at the same time.

909
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,560
You might not want to scare people.

910
00:48:57,060 --> 00:48:58,800
Passenger has forgot something.

911
00:48:59,040 --> 00:48:59,360
Again!

912
00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:02,140
A lot of featherheads on the bus tonight.

913
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,540
Pick up garbage.

914
00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:05,980
Someone's left a cabbage.

915
00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:07,500
It's a purple cabbage.

916
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,040
That'll go well with the Christmas dinner now.

917
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,580
We need to get this back to this fella.

918
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:12,400
Or this woman.

919
00:49:13,180 --> 00:49:14,700
Howie, you forgot your purple cabbage.

920
00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:17,720
You forgot your purple cabbage.

921
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,220
You okay?

922
00:49:19,900 --> 00:49:20,500
Jesus, are you alright?

923
00:49:21,220 --> 00:49:21,780
Did you eat...

924
00:49:21,780 --> 00:49:22,560
He took the cabbage.

925
00:49:23,620 --> 00:49:25,220
That fella there now, he's on the cabbage.

926
00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:26,260
He's on the purple cabbage.

927
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:27,720
And that's what...

928
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:28,980
That's what I was talking to you about.

929
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:29,640
In the...

930
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:30,280
The drugs.

931
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,880
People do be taking these new drugs now.

932
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:34,200
Purple cabbages.

933
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:36,620
That fella just dropped a purple cabbage there.

934
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,260
He's so...

935
00:49:38,460 --> 00:49:41,160
It's not right.

936
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,860
There's people not right after it.

937
00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:44,560
She don't know what...

938
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,460
Who's making these things in that...

939
00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:48,180
Second laboratory they're making.

940
00:49:48,740 --> 00:49:49,560
Oh yeah, no.

941
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,780
I was speaking to Laboratoire Garnier the last day.

942
00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:55,260
And he said that...

943
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,260
Things have gone to fuck.

944
00:49:58,800 --> 00:49:59,580
Out in...

945
00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:00,580
In...

946
00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:01,580
In...

947
00:50:01,580 --> 00:50:03,780
The laboratory where he works.

948
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,240
That the people who started eating shampoo.

949
00:50:08,020 --> 00:50:08,800
And taking them.

950
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,240
And they go out to the nightclubs now.

951
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,460
They'll take a bottle of VO5 or whatever it is.

952
00:50:15,060 --> 00:50:16,100
They'll go off...

953
00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:17,560
They'll be off their fucking head for days.

954
00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:19,500
Insane.

955
00:50:20,940 --> 00:50:22,100
Insane and it's...

956
00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:23,200
It's a scary...

957
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,360
It's a scary world of living.

958
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,480
You're going to have a Christmas tip in here.

959
00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:26,140
Lucy.

960
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,120
411.

961
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:27,500
That's mighty.

962
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:28,740
Thank you very much.

963
00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:31,020
I don't know what the significance of that number is.

964
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,340
But thank you very much.

965
00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:34,780
The 4th of the...

966
00:50:34,780 --> 00:50:36,060
The 4th of November is it?

967
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,060
Or is it the 11th of April?

968
00:50:40,060 --> 00:50:40,560
We...

969
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,060
In the American...

970
00:50:42,060 --> 00:50:42,880
The 11th of Christmas tip.

971
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:43,920
Calendrical system.

972
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:45,200
A pint of plain.

973
00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:46,080
The 11th of Christmas tip.

974
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:46,480
Yeah.

975
00:50:47,260 --> 00:50:48,800
A pint of plain is your only man.

976
00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:50,520
And you can...

977
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:50,520
You can...

978
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,020
You can...

979
00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:52,400
You can live by those words.

980
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:53,020
You can...

981
00:50:53,020 --> 00:50:54,020
You can...

982
00:50:54,020 --> 00:50:55,020
You can...

983
00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:56,020
You can...

984
00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:57,020
Ruminate...

985
00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:59,700
On that.

986
00:51:01,340 --> 00:51:03,040
Because you know what you're getting with the plain.

987
00:51:04,420 --> 00:51:06,020
How are you capin'?

988
00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:09,240
Single ticket for the shooting man.

989
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,180
Have you heard of the shooting count?

990
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,080
You do, good man.

991
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:13,860
How are you?

992
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:15,960
How are you, missus?

993
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:18,760
Great day at the office?

994
00:51:20,020 --> 00:51:20,200
Huh?

995
00:51:21,700 --> 00:51:22,440
620.

996
00:51:22,900 --> 00:51:23,720
Thank you very much.

997
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:25,400
How are you keepin'?

998
00:51:26,900 --> 00:51:28,660
I'm sure I met this fella before I met him.

999
00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:29,560
Might be his brother, though.

1000
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:31,520
There's a lot of look-alikes in the town.

1001
00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:34,720
Be a fair bit of interbreedin' goin' on.

1002
00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:37,600
Now.

1003
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,860
Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin'?

1004
00:51:47,860 --> 00:51:48,840
Check for scum.

1005
00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:50,600
Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin', yeah?

1006
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:51,420
Thank you very much.

1007
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:52,420
I will check for scum.

1008
00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:52,700
That's mighty.

1009
00:51:53,340 --> 00:51:54,320
The next stop I will.

1010
00:51:55,540 --> 00:51:56,480
Because we've gone a...

1011
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:58,680
We've gone a little bit too far now without checking, you see.

1012
00:51:58,740 --> 00:51:59,800
There's people gettin' on and off.

1013
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,220
Worst thing is, I get to the end of the line.

1014
00:52:03,340 --> 00:52:04,800
And there's people who've got on.

1015
00:52:05,180 --> 00:52:05,280
They've...

1016
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,760
They've been scummin'.

1017
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:07,600
Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin'?

1018
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:07,920
But they've...

1019
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,980
They've got off before I could get to them.

1020
00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:11,360
Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin'?

1021
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:11,640
Yeah.

1022
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:11,840
Dermot...

1023
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,740
Dermot Conlon, you know what I'm talkin' about.

1024
00:52:13,740 --> 00:52:13,740
That's mighty.

1025
00:52:13,740 --> 00:52:22,500
You're a long-time supporter and long-time passenger, if I'm not mistaken.

1026
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:23,420
I don't have a bit of Christmas tippin'.

1027
00:52:23,420 --> 00:52:28,380
The live video for Seamus JCB's song on YouTube is gold.

1028
00:52:28,380 --> 00:52:29,580
It is Dermot.

1029
00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:30,500
I'll check that out.

1030
00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:33,760
And I'll dedicate it as well to Jack Schillington.

1031
00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:34,720
That's mighty.

1032
00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:35,720
Who's a good man.

1033
00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:37,320
A mighty, mighty man from Mayo.

1034
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:38,800
I...

1035
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:39,300
I presume.

1036
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:40,580
I'm not sure.

1037
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:43,320
We have a look now.

1038
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,400
Let's see where we are goin' and what we are doin'.

1039
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:49,880
Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin'?

1040
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:50,700
Still a red light.

1041
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,240
We're still a red light.

1042
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,240
Are you gettin' that?

1043
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,580
The lorry of Christmas past.

1044
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:58,700
Thank you very much.

1045
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,920
That was a spooky old lorry, wasn't it?

1046
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,580
I wonder what he's doin' now.

1047
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,200
Maybe he's gonna to spook someone else.

1048
00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:08,920
and teach him a lesson.

1049
00:53:09,820 --> 00:53:11,400
Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin'?

1050
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,060
Shtee, thank you very much.

1051
00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:14,740
Tippin', yeah.

1052
00:53:16,140 --> 00:53:16,760
That's mighty.

1053
00:53:17,140 --> 00:53:18,520
Thank you very much, Shtee, Kee.

1054
00:53:18,540 --> 00:53:18,640
Yeah.

1055
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:21,480
You're a great man.

1056
00:53:21,540 --> 00:53:22,180
You're a mighty man.

1057
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:24,580
You're an amazing man.

1058
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:27,840
Shtee.

1059
00:53:28,140 --> 00:53:29,240
Could be a girl's name.

1060
00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:31,240
These days, you don't know.

1061
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:32,340
Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin'?

1062
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,740
Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin', yeah?

1063
00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:37,640
Gulag Jordan Jackson.

1064
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:38,140
That's mighty.

1065
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,260
Well, I'm not sure about that.

1066
00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:43,320
We might have to go to VAR.

1067
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,280
Uh, first off, to consult the VAR operators,

1068
00:53:47,420 --> 00:53:49,080
which is you the viewer.

1069
00:53:50,820 --> 00:53:54,180
Um, one word gulag, two words no gulag.

1070
00:53:55,020 --> 00:53:56,040
Hit it if you want.

1071
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,140
Mystery man, thank you very much.

1072
00:53:58,140 --> 00:53:58,820
That's mighty.

1073
00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:04,840
Okay, it's good.

1074
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:05,600
It looks like...

1075
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:06,640
It looks like...

1076
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,180
Sorry, now we might have to go to VAR here, people.

1077
00:54:12,060 --> 00:54:13,940
Jordan Jackson, are you there?

1078
00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:14,560
A little bit of Christmas tippin'.

1079
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:15,460
Are you there, Jordan?

1080
00:54:15,980 --> 00:54:17,860
A little bit of Christmas tippin' here.

1081
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,160
Carlton Palmer.

1082
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:20,160
That's mighty.

1083
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:20,160
Carlton Palmer.

1084
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,980
Thank you very much, Carlton Palmer.

1085
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:24,880
A great man.

1086
00:54:25,620 --> 00:54:26,940
And a great midfielder.

1087
00:54:30,460 --> 00:54:31,360
I can't see...

1088
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:32,720
I can't see Jordan anywhere.

1089
00:54:32,860 --> 00:54:33,920
He's not even there anyway.

1090
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,580
Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin'?

1091
00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:36,860
Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin' here?

1092
00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:37,860
Are you doin' a bit of Christmas tippin' here?

1093
00:54:37,860 --> 00:54:40,100
Ryanair Gulag trip for Jordan.

1094
00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:41,100
Let's meet him.

1095
00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:43,100
Okay, let's have a look here now and see where we are now.

1096
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:45,320
Let's see.

1097
00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:46,280
Okay.

1098
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:46,780
Now.

1099
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,020
We're goin' to the VAR.

1100
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:49,860
Sorry, Jordan.

1101
00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:51,520
Yeah, wait, we have to go to VAR.

1102
00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:54,440
We have to go to VAR.

1103
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:03,980
Sorry, there, no.

1104
00:55:03,980 --> 00:55:05,100
How you gettin' that?

1105
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:06,480
Sorry, there, no.

1106
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:26,700
What the hell is goin' on here with the Gulag?

1107
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,280
Jesus Christ, her Gulag is...

1108
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,780
We're fucked.

1109
00:55:35,780 --> 00:55:39,640
We are fucked.

1110
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:47,220
We are fucked.

1111
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:49,500
Let me have a look here.

1112
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:55,060
Bear with me.

1113
00:55:57,100 --> 00:55:57,980
Bear with me here.

1114
00:55:57,980 --> 00:55:58,040
Bear with me here.

1115
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:28,020
The End

1116
00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:58,000
The End

1117
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:27,980
The End

1118
00:57:27,980 --> 00:57:57,960
The End

1119
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:08,600
I think here.

1120
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:11,340
I think here.

1121
00:58:11,340 --> 00:58:41,320
I think here.

1122
00:58:41,320 --> 00:59:11,300
I think here.

1123
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:13,300
I think here.

1124
00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:17,300
I think here.

1125
00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:34,300
Oh, Jesus Christ, the ticker, the ticker isn't what it used to be. Thank you very much, John. Don't do that. Don't do that to me. Please don't do that to me.

1126
00:59:36,300 --> 01:00:05,180
Hopefully now we're back on the road. We'll make it nice and it'll be a nice quiet kind of journey. Like, you know, we'll have no more startles. That's a startling thing to have someone tipping like that. Leaving a big tip. How are you, Johnny? Did you see him flashing there? He's a good man. He's a great man. A fantastic man. And a real fine bus driver as well. And I've told you that before. So you know the crack yourselves.

1127
01:00:05,180 --> 01:00:29,860
He is an absolute speed demon at the wheel. And he doesn't, he never gets done. He never gets a ticket. He knows a few guards, granted. But he is undetectable by speed camera. Now I'm not condoning that kind of behavior behind the wheel. I'm simply relaying the facts.

1128
01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:39,800
The man can drive bus. He can bus hard. He takes no prisoners. Do you know what I mean?

1129
01:00:44,180 --> 01:00:51,080
Turn left here. Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? Yeah.

1130
01:00:51,460 --> 01:00:53,220
What? That's amazing.

1131
01:00:53,220 --> 01:01:23,200
*sad music*

1132
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:43,200
*sad music*

1133
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:53,180
Hello and welcome back to this week's Lotto Ball. Today the numbers are 5, 6, 17, 64,

1134
01:01:53,180 --> 01:02:00,180
and at 59.

1135
01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:05,180
And if you don't like those numbers don't worry, if you tick the bonus draw on your Lotto Slip, you'll be treated to an extra draw.

1136
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:09,180
If you check the space game, you'll be in with a chance of playing our space breakfast bonanza.

1137
01:02:09,180 --> 01:02:13,180
Today's work, find the breakfast and win a prize.

1138
01:02:13,180 --> 01:02:15,180
Mary in Port Arlington, how are things?

1139
01:02:15,180 --> 01:02:17,180
Hello, hello Francis, hello Francis.

1140
01:02:17,180 --> 01:02:20,180
It's great to see your face on the Lotto Ball. Have you always liked the show?

1141
01:02:20,180 --> 01:02:22,180
This is Mary here from Port Arlington.

1142
01:02:22,180 --> 01:02:24,180
Sheamus, how are things?

1143
01:02:24,180 --> 01:02:26,180
Yeah, how are ya?

1144
01:02:26,180 --> 01:02:29,180
Great to see you, great to see you looking well. Is there anyone at home you'd like to give a lovely wave to?

1145
01:02:29,180 --> 01:02:36,180
I'd like to give a big wave to all my grandchildren and all the family and I would like to say hello everyone in the town and say thanks for all the support. I want to say thanks again to all the people who supported me. My son, Derek.

1146
01:02:36,180 --> 01:02:49,940
and we and I would like to say hello everyone in the town and say thanks for all the support.

1147
01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:57,060
I want to say thanks again to all the people supporting me, my son Derek.

1148
01:03:02,580 --> 01:03:27,140
Sandra Joyce, you gave me a heart attack. Thank you very much Sandra Joyce. Thankfully now the ambulance service and the crew paramedics from the hospital Castlebar, I have to say a big thank you for coming back and resuscitating me mid-journey and doing an absolutely fantastic bit of work.

1149
01:03:28,980 --> 01:03:44,700
Sandra Joyce and Jer, thank you very much. And everybody else, you're actually putting me at danger. Okay.

1150
01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:52,740
It's a dangerous game you're playing because my heart is not ready for it. My heart is going to pop.

1151
01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:04,420
Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? Thank you very much aviation. Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? Yeah.

1152
01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:23,140
It's Liverpool's to lose at this stage of the game. How are you keeping? Thank you very much. Where are you sleeping? Thank you. At home.

1153
01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:43,860
You ask where I'm sleeping. I'm sleeping at home. Lovely bed. Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? Alan McAvoy. Thank you very much Alan McAvoy. That's mighty. We've got a red light. We could have been gone. We could have been gone on the green.

1154
01:04:43,860 --> 01:04:48,860
We could have been gone on the green. We could have been gone on the green. I'm awful annoyed with the mid-waste. Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? Where have they gone? Maybe the band. The band bust mid-waste. That's mighty. Jansons Wilder's printer. Thank you very much as well my friend.

1155
01:04:48,860 --> 01:04:55,860
We'll try and get mid-waste here on the...

1156
01:04:55,860 --> 01:05:17,860
We've got a red light. We've got a red light. We could have been gone on the green. We could have been gone on the green. I'm awful annoyed with the mid-waste. Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping? Where have they gone? Maybe the band. The band bust mid-waste. That's mighty. Jansons Wilder's printer. Thank you very much as well my friend. Let's try and get... We'll try and get mid-waste here on the...

1157
01:05:17,860 --> 01:05:40,860
The spooky box. Now mid-waste. Let's listen to this now. Can we listen live? Can we listen live? Yeah. Listen live. Live broadcast.

1158
01:05:42,860 --> 01:05:46,620
Westerly winds may reach Gale Force for a time tonight along the northwest coast.

1159
01:05:47,140 --> 01:05:51,180
Tomorrow Monday will be bright with good spells of winter sunshine and some scattered showers.

1160
01:05:51,660 --> 01:05:54,640
The showers will mainly occur in the northwest of the province early in the day.

1161
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:58,040
It will be breezy during the morning with a fresh to strong westerly wind.

1162
01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:58,920
Fresh wind ahead.

1163
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:00,980
And back to the southwest in the afternoon.

1164
01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:03,280
High temperatures of 8 to 9 degrees.

1165
01:06:03,900 --> 01:06:07,220
For more details on local and national forecasts visit met.ie.

1166
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:08,200
Your weather.

1167
01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:11,620
With thanks to Rouse's jewellery and gifts, 3rd Balana.

1168
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:15,860
Check out our charming nature inspired Olivia Burton ladies watchers.

1169
01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:16,940
Rouse's jewellers.

1170
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:17,840
Have it all.

1171
01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:21,220
Naleghana.

1172
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:22,780
Agus Javeen.

1173
01:06:22,780 --> 01:06:23,500
Hoblina.

1174
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,480
Agatena.

1175
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:24,520
Agatena.

1176
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:24,580
Agatena.

1177
01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:26,420
In midwest radio.

1178
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:27,040
These guys.

1179
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:30,560
Flakyo.

1180
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,940
Proudly sponsored by the Merry Monk.

1181
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:34,220
Calara Road Balana.

1182
01:06:34,780 --> 01:06:36,600
Traditional homegrown Irish food.

1183
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:37,040
How are you doing?

1184
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,480
Harvested on the Atlantic coastal lands of Lackan.

1185
01:06:39,860 --> 01:06:40,480
The Merry Monk.

1186
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:41,300
Are you ready for Christmas?

1187
01:06:41,300 --> 01:06:43,240
Gav Lions.

1188
01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:44,380
Thank you very much Gav.

1189
01:06:45,780 --> 01:06:47,960
Give the house of an old lion Gav.

1190
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:51,780
I'm honored.

1191
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:58,120
Thank you Gav.

1192
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,240
Appreciate that.

1193
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:02,940
Happy Christmas Tommy.

1194
01:07:02,940 --> 01:07:06,240
Get yourself a box of USA Assort Biscuits.

1195
01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:07,840
Thanks for the service.

1196
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:08,920
Coming from a very long tradition.

1197
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:11,920
No problem.

1198
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:11,920
No problem.

1199
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:12,600
No problem.

1200
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:24,400
his mother, God rest her soul, and his uncle, God rest her soul, and probably more members of the family that I didn't know, were all musicians.

1201
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:33,680
Now Paddy is an expert podcast player, and I asked him tonight to play a selection of podcasts.

1202
01:07:34,620 --> 01:07:35,820
Nice, and go leg.

1203
01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:40,420
These are especially for Dr. Paddy O'Toole in Oxford, and his good missus.

1204
01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:43,840
So Paddy, I hope that you enjoyed them.

1205
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:45,760
Big shout out Dr. Paddy O'Toole.

1206
01:07:45,860 --> 01:07:50,180
It's Tony Joe Taig on the Busca Cule with a selection of partners.

1207
01:07:50,540 --> 01:07:52,260
Yes, Paddy Joe Taig.

1208
01:07:54,620 --> 01:07:56,560
Crank it up, crank it up.

1209
01:07:56,560 --> 01:08:26,540
We'll be right back.

1210
01:08:26,540 --> 01:08:29,680
Look at these people. They're not walking.

1211
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:48,740
Stand clear. Wheelchair access ramp activated. Stand clear. Wheelchair access ramp activated.

1212
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:55,480
Stand clear. Wheelchair access ramp deactivated.

1213
01:08:55,480 --> 01:09:03,280
This is real music.

1214
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:07,520
Oh, yeah.

1215
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:37,500
All right.

1216
01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:39,500
All right.

1217
01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:44,500
Especially for Dr. Paddy O'Toole and his good wife in Foxborough.

1218
01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:46,500
Paddy O'Toole.

1219
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:47,500
Paddy O'Toole.

1220
01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:49,500
With his own brand of polka playing.

1221
01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:50,500
That's great.

1222
01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:51,500
Thank you very much.

1223
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:52,500
Thank you Paddy O'Toole.

1224
01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:57,500
Now, after that, we'll go back to the flute.

1225
01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:04,500
You see, the flute is a very, very possible, a very, very popular instrument around Amour.

1226
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:06,500
And it's possible.

1227
01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:10,500
We have any amount of the finest of flute players.

1228
01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:13,500
And one of them is Niamh Mooney.

1229
01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:18,500
And she is now going to play for two reels.

1230
01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:23,500
And they are the boys of the loch and coolies.

1231
01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:25,500
Coolies.

1232
01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:26,500
That's fantastic.

1233
01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:27,500
Lovely bit of flute.

1234
01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:28,500
Merry Schlugmas.

1235
01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:29,500
Merry Schlugmas.

1236
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:30,500
Thank you very much.

1237
01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:31,500
Merry Schlugmas.

1238
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:32,500
That's my name.

1239
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:33,500
Merry Christmas.

1240
01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:34,500
Merry Schlugmas to you too.

1241
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:35,500
Merry Schlugmas to you too.

1242
01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:35,500
Oh, I need to check for Shkom.

1243
01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:35,500
Fuck.

1244
01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:36,500
Hey, you wanna bet your Christmas tip?

1245
01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:37,500
Hey, you wanna bet your Christmas tip?

1246
01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:38,500
Yeah.

1247
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:50,620
Merry Shlugmas. Merry Christmas to you too. Oh I need to check for Shkong. Fuck!

1248
01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:06,740
Shluggy Moe, thank you very much. I'm gonna check for Shkong now.

1249
01:11:06,740 --> 01:11:08,740
There with me.

1250
01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:20,740
Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas to you.

1251
01:11:20,740 --> 01:11:26,740
Yeah. Clandike Bill. Thank you very much, Clandike Bill. I'm getting flashed.

1252
01:11:26,740 --> 01:11:30,740
I'll get that.

1253
01:11:30,740 --> 01:11:32,740
He's not waving back. Check for Shkong. I'm gonna do it. Okay. Sorry there now. We just paused the fluke for a moment there because Shkong has not been checked yet. What we'll do is we'll let these guys on and then we'll check for Shkong. Big Shtile.

1254
01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:59,060
He's not waving back. Check for scum, I'm gonna do it. Okay. Sorry there now. We just paused the fluke for a moment there because scum has not been checked yet. What we'll do is we'll let these guys on and then we'll check for scum. Big style.

1255
01:11:59,060 --> 01:12:26,240
The Dr. Ockers Sprouts Pizza. Wow. That sounds like an absolute feast. A veritable feast of the senses. A slice of heaven. Mind your ears everyone, there's a level crossing going on here. There's a choo-choo. There's a choo-choo. Let's go ahead and have a look here.

1256
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:55,120
Sorry, I don't know. I need to see. There's the choo-choo anyway. Schmeichel Cummins, thank you very much. And Callum C. We missed the choo-choo, he's gone. Welcome. And thank you very much, Schmeichel Cummins. That's a great name. And you're a great name.

1257
01:12:55,120 --> 01:13:22,960
And Callum, all the best. Thank you very much, Callum. Gulek takes the course as well, thank you very much. Regular ticket. 620 please, dear. Thank you. Just wearing the watch on the outside of the shelf. 380 change back to you. How are you getting on? Single and regular.

1258
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:32,860
that's Doran's best or in rule shape pennies very much Merry Christmas here

1259
01:13:32,860 --> 01:13:41,320
and all the best in the new year this guy is he's come on we paid he paid shooting

1260
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:48,400
fairy kids didn't show the shooting count didn't show the shooting count

1261
01:13:48,400 --> 01:14:16,960
thank you very much that's Doran and then then Morrison they're all out tonight all the messes are out tonight boom Murphy as well I can't believe it I cannot believe it thank you very much

1262
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:44,860
I appreciate that boom Murphy very kind of you Stevie G that's my Jeeves Stinnens thanks very much can we have a sneaky blast of Francis Christmas sang you can if we can get it on the radio tunes now in a minute I can get a moment

1263
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:48,000
are you doing a bit of Christmas tippin?

1264
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,500
shlug here an archipelago

1265
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:51,000
are you doing a bit of Christmas tippin?

1266
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,440
yeah thank you very much

1267
01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:55,440
shlug here an archipelago

1268
01:14:55,440 --> 01:15:00,480
it's a great bit of uh it's a land a bit of land off of the main part

1269
01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:03,480
the same way the the UK and Ireland

1270
01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:08,240
and uh we're we are an archipelago in a way

1271
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:10,000
are you doing a bit of Christmas tippin?

1272
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,000
are you doing a bit of Christmas tippin?

1273
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,240
yeah what?

1274
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:16,240
*Gunshot*

1275
01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:30,240
*Gunshot*

1276
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:31,240
*Gunshot*

1277
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,240
*Gunshot*

1278
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:35,240
*Gunshot*

1279
01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:37,240
*Gunshot*

1280
01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:39,240
*Gunshot*

1281
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:41,240
*Gunshot*

1282
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,240
*Gunshot*

1283
01:15:43,240 --> 01:16:13,220
Thank you.

1284
01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:14,220
Thank you.

1285
01:16:14,220 --> 01:16:15,220
I'll get them.

1286
01:16:15,220 --> 01:16:16,220
Yeah.

1287
01:16:16,220 --> 01:16:20,220
That's my turn.

1288
01:16:20,220 --> 01:16:29,300
*music*

1289
01:16:29,300 --> 01:16:32,220
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields,

1290
01:16:32,220 --> 01:16:36,220
there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace,

1291
01:16:36,220 --> 01:16:37,820
and setting fire to them.

1292
01:16:37,820 --> 01:16:39,660
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

1293
01:16:39,660 --> 01:16:41,660
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going,

1294
01:16:41,660 --> 01:16:43,580
I do a few rolls on the ground,

1295
01:16:43,580 --> 01:16:46,060
and a few reptilius repetitions,

1296
01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:47,900
just to get the blood flowing.

1297
01:16:47,900 --> 01:16:49,900
Once those flames are licking high,

1298
01:16:49,900 --> 01:16:51,740
it's time to shtick your coal in it.

1299
01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:57,980
You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft.

1300
01:16:57,980 --> 01:17:01,900
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

1301
01:17:03,100 --> 01:17:08,460
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

1302
01:17:19,580 --> 01:17:21,580
*phone rings*

1303
01:17:21,580 --> 01:17:21,980
*phone rings*

1304
01:17:21,980 --> 01:17:22,460
Hello?

1305
01:17:22,460 --> 01:17:23,420
How are you, Patien?

1306
01:17:23,420 --> 01:17:24,940
Francis, how are things?

1307
01:17:24,940 --> 01:17:27,340
Nine to four, Patien. It's good to hear from you.

1308
01:17:27,340 --> 01:17:27,660
And you, and you?

1309
01:17:27,660 --> 01:17:33,900
I'm uptown now spending a bit of Santy money. Buying the family gifts, and I think I want to buy you a gift too.

1310
01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:35,340
*phone rings*

1311
01:17:35,340 --> 01:17:35,740
Okay.

1312
01:17:35,740 --> 01:17:36,860
Do you want a health watch?

1313
01:17:36,860 --> 01:17:36,860
Do you want a health watch?

1314
01:17:36,860 --> 01:17:41,420
I doubt I'd get much use out of it, Francis, to be honest with you.

1315
01:17:41,420 --> 01:17:41,980
*phone rings*

1316
01:17:41,980 --> 01:17:44,940
Okay, well would you get much use out of a fucking sage?

1317
01:17:44,940 --> 01:17:46,300
What's a sage?

1318
01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:46,940
*phone rings*

1319
01:17:46,940 --> 01:17:48,060
Esten Blumenthal.

1320
01:17:49,340 --> 01:17:50,540
What's Esten Blumenthal?

1321
01:17:50,540 --> 01:17:51,740
Esten Blumenthal.

1322
01:17:51,740 --> 01:17:52,780
*phone rings*

1323
01:17:52,780 --> 01:17:54,300
I don't know what that is, Francis.

1324
01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:58,700
Harry, some millionaire who makes daft dinners. I won't worry about the cunt.

1325
01:17:58,700 --> 01:17:59,340
Esten Blumenthal.

1326
01:17:59,340 --> 01:18:01,340
Don't think I'd use it, Francis.

1327
01:18:01,340 --> 01:18:05,020
Well, you're a hard man to buy for Patien. You're a man of fucking taste.

1328
01:18:05,020 --> 01:18:09,100
How about I put a picture of your family on a mouth mat and we say no more about it?

1329
01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:10,380
Yeah? Okay.

1330
01:18:11,260 --> 01:18:13,420
Do you want me to send a picture of the family over?

1331
01:18:13,420 --> 01:18:15,260
I already have photos of your family, Pat.

1332
01:18:16,620 --> 01:18:16,940
What?

1333
01:18:16,940 --> 01:18:18,060
I got them on Facebook.

1334
01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:21,420
I-I know, it's just a bit weird.

1335
01:18:21,420 --> 01:18:22,780
I'm not a bad cunt.

1336
01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:25,980
Do you want the mouth mat or not, 9 to 4, Pat? Come on.

1337
01:18:25,980 --> 01:18:27,660
Yeah, yeah, okay. Whatever, yeah.

1338
01:18:27,660 --> 01:18:28,540
Good man.

1339
01:18:28,540 --> 01:18:30,540
Now, Pat, I'm gonna cut to the cheese.

1340
01:18:30,540 --> 01:18:31,740
Can you lend me a few grand?

1341
01:18:31,740 --> 01:18:35,660
I'm after losing all the fucking santi money down the tracks as far as I don't know what to do.

1342
01:18:35,660 --> 01:18:36,780
Esten Blumenthal.

1343
01:18:43,820 --> 01:18:52,380
I'd like to say a big apology for having another, yet another heart attack live on air.

1344
01:18:52,380 --> 01:18:57,660
And a big thank you to the medics, the paramedics.

1345
01:18:59,260 --> 01:19:03,580
And a big thank you also to Captain Forst for that tip.

1346
01:19:04,780 --> 01:19:05,580
It's incredible.

1347
01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:07,180
It's unbelievable.

1348
01:19:08,540 --> 01:19:09,660
It's insane.

1349
01:19:11,420 --> 01:19:15,500
And it's very, very dangerous for the heart for that to happen.

1350
01:19:16,300 --> 01:19:20,060
But look, we won't quibble about it.

1351
01:19:20,060 --> 01:19:22,220
We'll move on and try and make this.

1352
01:19:22,220 --> 01:19:23,340
*Bus-Jowd*

1353
01:19:23,340 --> 01:19:26,140
Must be complete, at least.

1354
01:19:26,940 --> 01:19:31,980
Because the idea is to go to, uh, you know, the end destination.

1355
01:19:32,780 --> 01:19:38,220
However, I am aware that I have not checked for scum on the bus for a long time.

1356
01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:39,580
Hey, you're on a bit of Christmas Tiffin.

1357
01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:40,620
So it's time to do that.

1358
01:19:40,620 --> 01:19:43,340
Hey, you're on a bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1359
01:19:43,340 --> 01:19:45,100
Willi Harold fact check.

1360
01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:45,820
That's mighty.

1361
01:19:45,820 --> 01:19:46,700
Thank you very much.

1362
01:19:48,220 --> 01:19:52,780
Happy Christmas Schlug Connor, Francis, and everyone on the best bus in the West.

1363
01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:55,260
You see, well, thank you very much for that.

1364
01:19:55,260 --> 01:19:56,620
Very kind of you.

1365
01:19:56,620 --> 01:20:00,860
And I hope you're having a lovely Yuletide experience.

1366
01:20:00,860 --> 01:20:00,860
A little Christmas Tiffin.

1367
01:20:00,860 --> 01:20:01,660
A little Christmas Tiffin.

1368
01:20:01,660 --> 01:20:04,060
A little Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1369
01:20:04,060 --> 01:20:07,020
And Baz Doran and his shite pinners are back again.

1370
01:20:07,020 --> 01:20:08,780
I hope you're well.

1371
01:20:09,420 --> 01:20:10,540
And I hope you're keeping well.

1372
01:20:11,660 --> 01:20:12,620
So many comments.

1373
01:20:12,620 --> 01:20:15,100
I am, I can't believe it.

1374
01:20:15,100 --> 01:20:21,100
And I'm, I feel like a bit of a bollocks for not reading everything out.

1375
01:20:21,100 --> 01:20:21,820
A little Christmas Tiffin.

1376
01:20:21,820 --> 01:20:26,620
But I'm also aware that the bus, there's scum on the bus.

1377
01:20:26,620 --> 01:20:27,900
I know, I'm checking, I'm checking.

1378
01:20:27,900 --> 01:20:28,620
Thank you very much.

1379
01:20:30,460 --> 01:20:33,500
This guy's not going to give up any ticket or tell me anything.

1380
01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:34,540
But he's fine anyway.

1381
01:20:35,100 --> 01:20:36,060
He's got a free pass.

1382
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,660
Uh, I'm aware now.

1383
01:20:41,180 --> 01:20:42,460
There's no scum on the bus.

1384
01:20:44,460 --> 01:20:45,180
That was a lie.

1385
01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:46,300
A little Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1386
01:20:47,740 --> 01:20:48,620
That's mighty.

1387
01:20:48,620 --> 01:20:52,860
Dr. Oka's Sprouts Pizza is really, really promoting the Sprouts Pizza.

1388
01:20:52,860 --> 01:20:58,300
If that is the case, that there's a Sprouts Pizza, then that's going to change the Christmas game.

1389
01:20:58,860 --> 01:21:00,540
That's Christmas dinner sorted for me.

1390
01:21:01,340 --> 01:21:02,780
Stick that in the oven and have that.

1391
01:21:02,780 --> 01:21:03,900
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin.

1392
01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:06,700
And then I will be chained to a chair.

1393
01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:07,260
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1394
01:21:07,260 --> 01:21:07,900
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1395
01:21:07,900 --> 01:21:08,380
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1396
01:21:08,380 --> 01:21:08,940
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1397
01:21:08,940 --> 01:21:09,420
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1398
01:21:09,420 --> 01:21:09,420
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1399
01:21:09,420 --> 01:21:09,500
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1400
01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:11,500
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1401
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:11,500
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1402
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:12,220
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1403
01:21:12,220 --> 01:21:13,100
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1404
01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:13,500
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1405
01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:25,980
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1406
01:21:25,980 --> 01:21:27,980
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1407
01:21:27,980 --> 01:21:28,540
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1408
01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:29,340
Thank you very much.

1409
01:21:29,340 --> 01:21:29,340
Thank you very much.

1410
01:21:29,340 --> 01:21:29,820
Thank you very much.

1411
01:21:29,820 --> 01:21:31,580
I was saying there if I, thank you.

1412
01:21:31,580 --> 01:21:34,220
If I read everything, we won't move.

1413
01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:35,820
We can't move.

1414
01:21:39,580 --> 01:21:41,500
Now, let's have a look here.

1415
01:21:41,500 --> 01:21:43,420
We'll get groovin.

1416
01:21:43,420 --> 01:21:45,500
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin.

1417
01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:46,060
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin.

1418
01:21:46,060 --> 01:21:46,700
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin.

1419
01:21:46,700 --> 01:21:48,300
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1420
01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:50,540
Thank you, thanking you, Dermot Tiffin.

1421
01:21:50,540 --> 01:21:51,580
That's right, yeah.

1422
01:21:51,580 --> 01:21:52,460
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin, yeah.

1423
01:21:52,460 --> 01:21:55,180
I hope you're okay and that you're getting on well.

1424
01:21:57,260 --> 01:22:00,300
Now, it's for Steve Jennings if we can get the Tiffin' Tiffin here.

1425
01:22:02,540 --> 01:22:03,340
Well.

1426
01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:07,180
A little bit of Christmas Tiffin.

1427
01:22:07,180 --> 01:22:09,500
Santa's comin' down your chimney, sack on his back.

1428
01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:11,740
Heaven and flesh, heaven and flesh.

1429
01:22:11,740 --> 01:22:13,820
It's comin' down your chimney, nicely fetched.

1430
01:22:13,820 --> 01:22:16,220
With the sack on his back, and he's having a flesh.

1431
01:22:16,220 --> 01:22:18,380
Big fat Santa, out of the loose.

1432
01:22:18,380 --> 01:22:20,540
Comin' down your chimney, is into your hoose.

1433
01:22:20,540 --> 01:22:22,700
Walkin' round your living room, what's he at?

1434
01:22:22,700 --> 01:22:24,700
Creepin' about, scarin' the cat.

1435
01:22:24,700 --> 01:22:26,860
And the cat got scared, and he ran up the stairs.

1436
01:22:26,860 --> 01:22:28,940
And I told the wife, there was somebody there.

1437
01:22:28,940 --> 01:22:30,140
And then she got scared.

1438
01:22:30,140 --> 01:22:32,300
I rang the guards, there was nobody there.

1439
01:22:32,300 --> 01:22:34,540
So I went downstairs with the herding stick.

1440
01:22:34,540 --> 01:22:35,580
I said, "Come out, she's bringin'."

1441
01:22:35,580 --> 01:22:37,740
And he popped out his head, and I swung for his head.

1442
01:22:37,740 --> 01:22:39,820
Then I hit him on the head, and fell down dead.

1443
01:22:39,820 --> 01:22:42,380
I switched on the light, and I repeatedly said,

1444
01:22:42,380 --> 01:22:46,460
"Oh my god, what have I done? I've just killed Santa Claus, what have I done?"

1445
01:22:46,460 --> 01:22:48,540
The wife of the kids woke up, and said, "What's goin' on?"

1446
01:22:48,540 --> 01:22:50,940
I said, "Go back to Schlee, there's nothin' wrong."

1447
01:22:50,940 --> 01:22:55,340
I picked up the Santa Claus, and put him in the car, and drove like fuck to a kinship man.

1448
01:22:55,340 --> 01:22:59,820
I went round the town, then I went back home, and I cried and panicked, and I drove to Athlone.

1449
01:22:59,820 --> 01:23:03,980
Found a little forest outside Athlone. I dug out the shovel, and I dug up a hole.

1450
01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:08,460
And I moved the life's body of Jolly Sidney into the hole, and I surely get sick.

1451
01:23:08,460 --> 01:23:14,700
I surely cry, and think about home, and if I ever get a car, then I'll never go home, and I'm just King Santa, and I don't know what to do."

1452
01:23:14,700 --> 01:23:16,380
No, no, no. It's me.

1453
01:23:16,380 --> 01:23:20,540
"This Christmas, why not spend your festive cheer in China?"

1454
01:23:20,540 --> 01:23:26,780
"The fastest growing economy in the world." "Billions of people." "Fine cuisine." "Dragons and lanterns." "I'm only eating that."

1455
01:23:26,780 --> 01:23:30,540
"Chinese gambling." "Authoritarianism, and spring rolls."

1456
01:23:30,540 --> 01:23:36,380
"That's all you need and more this Christmas at China." "Be the man you know you can be."

1457
01:23:36,380 --> 01:23:42,620
"With a 2-0-1 Audi." "At Herb Lennon's Audi dealership." "Herb Lennon."

1458
01:23:42,620 --> 01:23:52,460
"9.5% APR." "Herb Lennon." "Surround sound bluetooth is standard." "Herb Lennon." "Free Ivan Yates cookbook." "Herb Lennon." "That's all the Audi you need this Christmas at..."

1459
01:23:52,460 --> 01:24:00,380
"Herb Lennon." "Hi guys, Tom here from Ballina Santa Claus's." "We have a Santa Claus for every occasion."

1460
01:24:00,380 --> 01:24:06,620
"Whether it's kids parties, office parties." "We've got the right Saint Nick for you." "Choose between over five different Santas."

1461
01:24:06,620 --> 01:24:16,860
"Santa's." "Santa one." "Merry Christmas." "Santa two." "Merry Christmas." "Santa three." "Merry Christmas." "Santa four." "Feliz Navidad." "And Santa five."

1462
01:24:16,860 --> 01:24:25,640
Ballina Santa Claus are sure to make your party a real Christmas cracker, but don't take our word for it. Here's what our happy customers have to say.

1463
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:48,880
Oh, we hired Ballina Santa for the Christmas party. It was a fucking great job. We went to Ballina Santa for our Santa Claus party and he didn't turn up. I'm Connor. I run a medium-sized business. We had a Christmas stock party last year and hired Ballina Santa. Everyone had a blast, including the Santa who helped himself to the brandy. He told one of the senior sales executives to save his baubles.

1464
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:54,800
I think was the term before asking him to ring his jingle bell, which I thought was out of line.

1465
01:24:55,080 --> 01:25:03,160
That's all the Santa you need at Ballina Santa. All our Santa Claus are guard of it. Terms and conditions apply. Please enjoy Santa Claus responsibly. Over 18s only when the fun stops. Stop. Never ever smoke and fly.

1466
01:25:04,180 --> 01:25:11,360
The fact can help. The, uh, I forgot to let this book in off here. The... So I'm letting him off in the middle of nowhere.

1467
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:15,160
I hope he's okay about that.

1468
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:19,840
Stand clear. Wheelchair access ramp deactivating.

1469
01:25:22,740 --> 01:25:25,740
I hope he's okay with that. He'll have to be okay with it.

1470
01:25:28,580 --> 01:25:30,740
That's the thing. He'll have to be okay with it.

1471
01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:32,600
Nothing I can do about it.

1472
01:25:33,980 --> 01:25:34,520
Oh, yeah, no.

1473
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:37,300
Sorry about that to all the passengers. No, there he is outside, look.

1474
01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:41,360
It's a... It's a sad situation, to be honest.

1475
01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:44,740
I want to say a big thank you...

1476
01:25:44,740 --> 01:25:48,020
To the Schlug Paramedic Squad.

1477
01:25:48,020 --> 01:25:53,200
To the ghosts of... The ghosts of Bus Journeys Past.

1478
01:25:53,860 --> 01:25:56,800
To Uncle Aoife, Berlin Asalot.

1479
01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:01,020
I'm sorry, Mr. Tenryo, and Schlug Christmas Bonus.

1480
01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:04,200
There was a lot of donations that came through there.

1481
01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:06,240
It was hard to keep track of.

1482
01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:08,520
And this poor lad in here...

1483
01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:10,800
This is what happens.

1484
01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:13,320
I am distracted from my job.

1485
01:26:13,940 --> 01:26:15,840
And this guy has been left out in the cold.

1486
01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:17,520
And I'll probably feel...

1487
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:20,740
He'll be on social media now after this.

1488
01:26:21,820 --> 01:26:23,820
And I'll be painted out to be a bad guy.

1489
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:25,440
But I won't care.

1490
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:27,900
Because I'm not on social media.

1491
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:30,520
And that... Is that.

1492
01:26:31,660 --> 01:26:32,260
See you later.

1493
01:26:35,860 --> 01:26:36,300
Whoa.

1494
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:38,980
Little bit of da... Whoa!

1495
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:41,540
Little bit of dodginess.

1496
01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:42,520
Never hurt nobody.

1497
01:26:46,940 --> 01:26:47,420
Now.

1498
01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:52,020
A long way to go.

1499
01:26:53,300 --> 01:26:54,660
Freaking long way to go.

1500
01:26:54,660 --> 01:27:06,060
Those fuckers, uh, leaving...

1501
01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:09,020
The, uh, the stuff on the bus.

1502
01:27:09,220 --> 01:27:10,060
I have...

1503
01:27:10,060 --> 01:27:12,140
A little chewing concocted for the...

1504
01:27:12,140 --> 01:27:13,960
The people leaving the stuff on the bus.

1505
01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:16,060
So I always like to...

1506
01:27:16,060 --> 01:27:17,060
Let them know about it.

1507
01:27:17,060 --> 01:27:18,440
Ladies and gentlemen.

1508
01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:20,420
Boys and girls.

1509
01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:22,560
I'm gonna tell you something now.

1510
01:27:22,820 --> 01:27:24,380
Let's rock your world.

1511
01:27:24,380 --> 01:27:30,520
If you have a cup or a wrapper from a bow, pick his up and bring his home.

1512
01:27:30,580 --> 01:27:32,400
You wouldn't leave us in your own fucking cow.

1513
01:27:32,460 --> 01:27:34,420
If you had a cow, you wouldn't leave us in a cow.

1514
01:27:35,060 --> 01:27:39,020
You're ruining my bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus.

1515
01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:43,000
You're ruining my bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus.

1516
01:27:43,060 --> 01:27:47,620
You're ruining my bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus.

1517
01:27:47,780 --> 01:27:50,780
Have you any cup or a bottle?

1518
01:27:50,780 --> 01:27:52,180
I'm just a bottle.

1519
01:27:53,460 --> 01:27:53,880
Thank you.

1520
01:27:55,880 --> 01:27:57,700
I think we're back on.

1521
01:27:57,720 --> 01:27:58,440
It's 5.30.

1522
01:27:59,700 --> 01:28:03,700
They have six adult workshops, and that's with Ronan Eastwood,

1523
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:06,220
Maureen Casey, Pat Murphy.

1524
01:28:06,220 --> 01:28:06,860
Oh, I know Maureen.

1525
01:28:06,980 --> 01:28:11,200
Michael Traberty, Eamon McGowan, and Noel Devery.

1526
01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:14,880
So they're having a junior weekend then as well.

1527
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:18,260
So I won't tell you about that.

1528
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:20,260
Maybe nearer to the time I tell you about that.

1529
01:28:20,380 --> 01:28:22,700
But there are the Cayley bands that's playing for that,

1530
01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:24,420
and it's in the Green Isle Hotel.

1531
01:28:25,060 --> 01:28:29,100
It's in the Conrad Leisure Centre in Newland Cross in Dublin.

1532
01:28:29,900 --> 01:28:33,160
So Connie Ryan, of course, was the first man to introduce,

1533
01:28:33,160 --> 01:28:35,460
well, me anyway, to set dancing.

1534
01:28:36,060 --> 01:28:39,900
And it was the best introduction ever I got in my life.

1535
01:28:40,220 --> 01:28:43,040
And I've enjoyed it for the last 29 years.

1536
01:28:43,320 --> 01:28:44,120
Messages, I'm sorry.

1537
01:28:44,120 --> 01:28:47,280
And needless to say, the 6th to be in March,

1538
01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:51,880
I'm doing the set dancing workshop myself over in Mulroney.

1539
01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:53,920
Thanks, Schneckbox. Thank you very much.

1540
01:28:54,020 --> 01:28:56,800
It's a set dancing week that's happening from the 6th to be in.

1541
01:28:57,540 --> 01:29:01,320
And they're having the Brian Bull Cayley Band, Swallow's Tale Cayley Band.

1542
01:29:01,440 --> 01:29:02,060
Swallow's Tale.

1543
01:29:02,060 --> 01:29:07,600
And they're having the Chanos workshop, and I'm doing the set dancing workshop on the Saturday morning.

1544
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,800
Jolly Sidnick. Thank you very much, Jolly Sidnick.

1545
01:29:10,020 --> 01:29:12,780
We're down in Clare.

1546
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:15,880
Once again, I'll just give you the Cayley Band that's playing.

1547
01:29:16,480 --> 01:29:20,580
And that's happening on the 6th and the 7th and the 8th of March.

1548
01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:23,660
And it's in Spanish Point in County Clare.

1549
01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:26,180
And it's in the Bell Bridge House Hotel.

1550
01:29:26,840 --> 01:29:29,400
And Johnny Reedy is playing.

1551
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:31,700
Eddie Jordachian. Thank you very much.

1552
01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:34,200
Great Brookside man.

1553
01:29:44,160 --> 01:29:45,780
He is listening to the Christmas Day.

1554
01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:48,660
He is listening to the Night Faced.

1555
01:29:52,180 --> 01:29:52,980
Brain Shlug.

1556
01:29:55,200 --> 01:29:56,860
Thank you very much, Brain Shlug.

1557
01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:58,360
Merry Christmas Day.

1558
01:29:58,360 --> 01:30:01,340
Swallow's Tale Cayley Band playing for us.

1559
01:30:02,220 --> 01:30:06,180
Now just a mention of the calendar.

1560
01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:10,180
As I've already told you about Cross Malina on the 4th.

1561
01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:13,080
Then in Castle Bar at Braffy GAA Clubhouse.

1562
01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:13,820
Thank you, Snowflake.

1563
01:30:14,180 --> 01:30:16,020
I'm gonna have to overtake my own bus.

1564
01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:19,520
Sasha did the 18th Kilcuna.

1565
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:20,520
Kilcuna.

1566
01:30:20,520 --> 01:30:22,280
He was playing there in his own village.

1567
01:30:22,740 --> 01:30:24,180
And then on Sasha did the 24th.

1568
01:30:24,180 --> 01:30:24,780
How are you, Johnny?

1569
01:30:25,220 --> 01:30:26,160
Me, you're happy.

1570
01:30:26,500 --> 01:30:28,260
They're having a Cayley there with wise.

1571
01:30:28,260 --> 01:30:28,740
The dust.

1572
01:30:29,340 --> 01:30:30,700
So Pentechalees have the Pentechalees card.

1573
01:30:30,700 --> 01:30:32,040
Evangelical Christian.

1574
01:30:32,180 --> 01:30:32,980
Thank you very much.

1575
01:30:34,060 --> 01:30:35,400
We'll be telling you more about that.

1576
01:30:35,420 --> 01:30:35,900
Thank you very much.

1577
01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:36,820
Next week.

1578
01:30:37,100 --> 01:30:38,120
But in the meantime.

1579
01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:42,320
I want to wish each and every one of our dancers.

1580
01:30:42,800 --> 01:30:46,420
A great, great Christmas and New Year.

1581
01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:47,180
Merry Christmas.

1582
01:30:47,180 --> 01:30:49,640
To all the people who come and support me with my dancing.

1583
01:30:49,900 --> 01:30:49,980
Thank you so much.

1584
01:30:49,980 --> 01:30:51,060
Do you see me, Jerry Adams?

1585
01:30:51,060 --> 01:30:51,820
Thank you very much.

1586
01:30:51,820 --> 01:30:53,080
To Seamus.

1587
01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:54,460
Thank you very much, Jerry.

1588
01:30:54,460 --> 01:30:54,820
Cross the desk from me.

1589
01:30:55,320 --> 01:30:58,340
I want you to have a very, very, very good Christmas.

1590
01:30:58,580 --> 01:30:59,400
A very good Christmas.

1591
01:30:59,920 --> 01:30:59,920
And to know you.

1592
01:30:59,920 --> 01:31:03,000
Who's always been so nice here on Sound Engineering.

1593
01:31:03,280 --> 01:31:04,160
Always so great.

1594
01:31:04,280 --> 01:31:06,180
So I'm hoping you'll enjoy the dinner.

1595
01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:07,900
Oh, I love the dinner.

1596
01:31:07,900 --> 01:31:08,620
And we'll see you all back.

1597
01:31:08,620 --> 01:31:11,300
This night, we put the help of God.

1598
01:31:11,640 --> 01:31:12,520
So thanks again.

1599
01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:13,920
And good night, everybody.

1600
01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:17,040
I'm wishing all my dancers and musicians a very, very, very happy Christmas.

1601
01:31:17,040 --> 01:31:18,380
Free Ivan Yates cookbook.

1602
01:31:18,460 --> 01:31:19,360
Thank you very much.

1603
01:31:20,160 --> 01:31:20,960
Thank you, Seamus.

1604
01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:21,820
Thank you, Seamus.

1605
01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:23,320
That's very kind of you.

1606
01:31:23,420 --> 01:31:24,680
And I hope that you're keeping well.

1607
01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:27,100
And that everything is going well for you.

1608
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:28,420
Feel the rhythm.

1609
01:31:29,060 --> 01:31:29,720
Feel the rhyme.

1610
01:31:30,520 --> 01:31:32,680
Get on up to Garby's Footwear and Drapery.

1611
01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:33,640
Real IRA.

1612
01:31:33,820 --> 01:31:34,640
Thank you very much.

1613
01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:36,480
Garby's Footwear and Drapery.

1614
01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:37,980
Main Street Ballantool.

1615
01:31:38,340 --> 01:31:42,480
Where we've got an amazing selection of Christmas footwear gifts for you.

1616
01:31:42,480 --> 01:31:43,420
Wellington boots.

1617
01:31:43,620 --> 01:31:44,200
$9.99.

1618
01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:45,120
Flip flops.

1619
01:31:45,180 --> 01:31:45,580
$3.99.

1620
01:31:45,580 --> 01:31:46,200
Pinsoles.

1621
01:31:46,260 --> 01:31:46,760
$8.99.

1622
01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:47,480
Shoes.

1623
01:31:47,540 --> 01:31:48,060
$7.95.

1624
01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:49,020
Slippers.

1625
01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:49,660
$10.99.

1626
01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:50,320
Boots.

1627
01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:51,560
New locks.

1628
01:31:51,820 --> 01:31:52,320
$3.99.

1629
01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:53,160
Stilettos.

1630
01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:53,820
$4.99.

1631
01:31:53,820 --> 01:31:54,460
Thank you.

1632
01:31:55,140 --> 01:31:56,320
Thank you, Derry Lynn.

1633
01:31:56,460 --> 01:31:56,760
Thank you.

1634
01:31:56,840 --> 01:31:58,740
Garby's Footwear and Drapery.

1635
01:31:58,740 --> 01:32:01,620
Do you need help around the house but have no one there?

1636
01:32:01,860 --> 01:32:04,140
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1637
01:32:04,480 --> 01:32:07,580
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1638
01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:09,660
It's hard to get the jobs done without a man around the house.

1639
01:32:09,660 --> 01:32:10,940
I'm looking forward to the break time.

1640
01:32:11,620 --> 01:32:14,000
Balan Robots and they helped out and made life easier.

1641
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:16,840
Mrs. Calibur, I have just creed out a deal of insurance.

1642
01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:17,740
Marcy, alien.

1643
01:32:17,860 --> 01:32:19,080
Thank you very much, Marcy.

1644
01:32:20,540 --> 01:32:21,520
Thanks, Balan Robot.

1645
01:32:21,900 --> 01:32:22,700
I have a bad back.

1646
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:23,860
Can't do much myself.

1647
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:26,200
So Balan Robots do everything for me now, like.

1648
01:32:26,340 --> 01:32:29,420
My master put down a fire for you there now, master.

1649
01:32:29,560 --> 01:32:30,400
Is there anything else?

1650
01:32:30,440 --> 01:32:31,900
Yeah, can you take my shoes off, please?

1651
01:32:31,980 --> 01:32:32,340
Affirm.

1652
01:32:32,660 --> 01:32:33,680
You stink.

1653
01:32:33,960 --> 01:32:34,740
But you're a robot.

1654
01:32:34,900 --> 01:32:35,900
How can you even smell?

1655
01:32:36,140 --> 01:32:36,880
I don't know.

1656
01:32:37,040 --> 01:32:37,420
How's it going?

1657
01:32:37,700 --> 01:32:38,660
It's Connor Williams here.

1658
01:32:38,660 --> 01:32:39,980
Thank you very much, Speed Threat.

1659
01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:43,580
Unfortunately, I came home and found it in bed with my wife.

1660
01:32:43,980 --> 01:32:47,060
Mr. Williams, I assure you it's not what it looks like.

1661
01:32:47,100 --> 01:32:50,700
Get the hell out of my house, you absolute robot scum.

1662
01:32:50,980 --> 01:32:52,380
No problem, master Williams.

1663
01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:53,080
You're ready.

1664
01:32:53,420 --> 01:32:54,480
It's all for my call.

1665
01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:55,140
Yes, please.

1666
01:32:55,140 --> 01:32:56,140
Thank you.

1667
01:32:56,140 --> 01:32:57,140
Window cleaning.

1668
01:32:57,140 --> 01:32:58,600
Thank you, Daryl Inclu again.

1669
01:32:59,100 --> 01:33:00,740
Daryl Inclu again.

1670
01:33:00,740 --> 01:33:02,280
All the help you need.

1671
01:33:02,280 --> 01:33:04,640
Am molar at Balan Robots.

1672
01:33:04,640 --> 01:33:05,980
Balan Robots.

1673
01:33:05,980 --> 01:33:09,640
Jesus Christ.

1674
01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:14,660
So many messages here now.

1675
01:33:14,740 --> 01:33:16,120
Are you doing a better Christmas, Stephen?

1676
01:33:16,320 --> 01:33:18,400
Philip, thank you very much.

1677
01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:19,100
Are you doing a better Christmas, Stephen?

1678
01:33:19,100 --> 01:33:19,360
Yeah.

1679
01:33:19,360 --> 01:33:21,120
Hey, you're not going to get me this time.

1680
01:33:21,200 --> 01:33:21,600
That's my turn.

1681
01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:22,980
And thank you very much, Philip.

1682
01:33:22,980 --> 01:33:24,640
And to the rest of the McCracks.

1683
01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:25,860
All the bait.

1684
01:33:27,740 --> 01:33:28,640
From the wait.

1685
01:33:31,820 --> 01:33:32,260
Cheeky.

1686
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:34,240
Cheeky, boys.

1687
01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:39,640
She's like, I cannot wait to get back to the break room now and have a whistle and a banana.

1688
01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:42,480
Black Mamba, thank you very much.

1689
01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:42,760
Oh, matey.

1690
01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:44,940
Bit of an old situation here, look.

1691
01:33:46,100 --> 01:33:47,340
Hopefully no one got hurt.

1692
01:33:48,380 --> 01:33:49,420
That's what happens, though.

1693
01:33:49,820 --> 01:33:53,040
A lot of fucking lunatics on the road at Christmas as well.

1694
01:33:53,720 --> 01:33:56,500
Please, please, please be careful on the road at Christmas, everybody.

1695
01:33:56,800 --> 01:33:58,200
Are you doing a better Christmas, Stephen?

1696
01:33:58,460 --> 01:33:59,640
Owen Murphy, how are you?

1697
01:33:59,920 --> 01:34:01,480
Are you doing a better Christmas, Stephen?

1698
01:34:01,480 --> 01:34:01,700
Yeah.

1699
01:34:02,140 --> 01:34:03,620
Give yourself plenty of time.

1700
01:34:03,620 --> 01:34:03,780
That's my turn.

1701
01:34:04,140 --> 01:34:07,240
To get to where you're going from A to B.

1702
01:34:07,460 --> 01:34:13,100
And don't be speeding or playing fuck in the car or doing any daft stuff.

1703
01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:17,340
Because Christmas time is for family and you don't want to be.

1704
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:18,460
Are you doing a better Christmas, Stephen?

1705
01:34:18,460 --> 01:34:22,740
You don't want to be, you know, creating any drama now.

1706
01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:26,460
This time of year, it's about being safe and sound.

1707
01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:28,780
And thank you very much there.

1708
01:34:28,780 --> 01:34:30,380
I'm missing out.

1709
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:33,000
Owen Murphy, Sam Thomas.

1710
01:34:35,960 --> 01:34:37,400
Thank you very much, Sam.

1711
01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:42,200
I...I need a little bit of Christmas Tiffin. I miss...Mrs. Ross.

1712
01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:44,200
I need a little bit of Christmas Tiffin.

1713
01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:46,200
Oh yeah man. That's me.

1714
01:34:46,200 --> 01:35:16,180
Thank you.

1715
01:35:16,180 --> 01:35:29,360
The people who are paid £600,000 a week or year for doing 11 hours jobs and who have the moralising, pontificating, who say, oh, we need to cut it back to the Northern Ireland system.

1716
01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:33,900
And they don't have the moral right to stand and stand for the people of this country.

1717
01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:40,300
And it's you, Pat Kenny, who get £600,000 a year for doing 11 hours a week.

1718
01:35:40,300 --> 01:35:45,260
And you have the dignity to speak about people on the social welfare, on disability.

1719
01:35:45,740 --> 01:35:49,800
And then you pontificate against ministers and their corrupt system.

1720
01:35:50,220 --> 01:35:56,280
Your RTE and the Elite 20 top players do not deserve the money they get.

1721
01:35:56,520 --> 01:35:59,920
And you need to be confronted for your moralising and your hypocrisy.

1722
01:36:00,360 --> 01:36:01,860
£600,000.

1723
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:05,180
And at the boom time, you're wearing £900,000, Pat.

1724
01:36:05,480 --> 01:36:09,960
£900,000 for RTE, not ABC Nightline.

1725
01:36:11,740 --> 01:36:14,780
I see they're building a brand new castle uptown.

1726
01:36:15,920 --> 01:36:19,540
The bridge that goes over to it was built by my grandfather's old pair.

1727
01:36:20,440 --> 01:36:21,820
Took them a long time too.

1728
01:36:21,980 --> 01:36:23,340
Real Connemara stone.

1729
01:36:25,340 --> 01:36:26,520
Great sheep out that way.

1730
01:36:27,660 --> 01:36:32,660
Also, if you want a Joyce Country Sheepdog, just ask me about it.

1731
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:37,580
There won't be anything in this castle for a few years until it's fully recommended.

1732
01:36:38,220 --> 01:36:39,040
Or realised.

1733
01:36:39,940 --> 01:36:41,280
But as soon as it's built.

1734
01:36:42,960 --> 01:36:45,540
We're planning on filling the fucking thing full of sheep.

1735
01:36:46,920 --> 01:36:49,460
If anybody wants in on this, now's the time.

1736
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:52,520
We're building this shit from the ground up.

1737
01:36:53,700 --> 01:36:55,820
And I ain't gonna take any stragglers.

1738
01:36:56,460 --> 01:36:58,180
You're either into sheep or you're not.

1739
01:36:58,880 --> 01:37:00,880
Put your letter on the fucking postcard to me.

1740
01:37:01,420 --> 01:37:03,640
And let's get this place fucking full of wool.

1741
01:37:04,920 --> 01:37:06,260
She's gonna be nice, boys.

1742
01:37:07,440 --> 01:37:08,480
She's gonna be nice.

1743
01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:15,060
How we getting on there?

1744
01:37:15,240 --> 01:37:16,060
Sorry about that.

1745
01:37:17,640 --> 01:37:20,980
I had another hard situation.

1746
01:37:22,140 --> 01:37:33,840
And all I can say is thank you very much again to the medical people for getting me sorted out and rigged back up again.

1747
01:37:35,840 --> 01:37:37,120
You're doing God's work.

1748
01:37:38,320 --> 01:37:39,420
You're doing God's work.

1749
01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:44,800
As for Sam Thomas, thank you very much as well.

1750
01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:46,140
Tommy Samus.

1751
01:37:46,400 --> 01:37:47,060
Sammy Thomas.

1752
01:37:48,080 --> 01:37:48,440
Look it.

1753
01:37:49,320 --> 01:37:50,720
I'm gonna have to level with you all now.

1754
01:37:53,340 --> 01:37:59,960
I don't know how to operate with the goodwill that is being heralded upon me.

1755
01:38:01,080 --> 01:38:02,760
It's a lot to take in.

1756
01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:05,300
But all I can say is thank you very much.

1757
01:38:06,220 --> 01:38:09,160
And I hope that you have a wonderful Christmas.

1758
01:38:09,900 --> 01:38:12,760
And also, thanks for the year of the busing.

1759
01:38:12,980 --> 01:38:15,540
It's been the Chinese year of the bus.

1760
01:38:17,440 --> 01:38:18,100
And, um...

1761
01:38:19,540 --> 01:38:21,320
Yeah.

1762
01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:22,520
It's been a special...

1763
01:38:22,520 --> 01:38:23,880
It's been a special situation.

1764
01:38:24,500 --> 01:38:25,320
And Sunday nights...

1765
01:38:26,320 --> 01:38:28,820
I've become a happier time for myself.

1766
01:38:29,020 --> 01:38:31,320
Because I used to get awful, uh...

1767
01:38:31,900 --> 01:38:35,600
Down in the dumps and the doldrums about the impending Monday.

1768
01:38:36,460 --> 01:38:38,600
And the week ahead, kind of, what's going on.

1769
01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:41,260
And, you know, Sunday nights...

1770
01:38:41,260 --> 01:38:42,880
That's always been the way since...

1771
01:38:42,880 --> 01:38:44,100
Since I was...

1772
01:38:44,100 --> 01:38:44,700
In school.

1773
01:38:46,860 --> 01:38:48,460
Since I was in Shrewl.

1774
01:38:48,920 --> 01:38:49,460
As well.

1775
01:38:49,880 --> 01:38:51,800
We all know what happens in Shrewl.

1776
01:38:52,580 --> 01:38:54,680
That stretcher road between Shrewl and Hedford.

1777
01:38:55,860 --> 01:38:56,700
Um...

1778
01:38:56,700 --> 01:38:58,340
It's a chaos chamber.

1779
01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:00,160
But thank you very much.

1780
01:39:01,440 --> 01:39:01,880
Um...

1781
01:39:01,880 --> 01:39:03,200
Any...

1782
01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:05,080
Any, um...

1783
01:39:05,080 --> 01:39:05,800
Guesses for...

1784
01:39:06,960 --> 01:39:07,800
My new...

1785
01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:09,800
What my new...

1786
01:39:09,800 --> 01:39:10,800
My new, um...

1787
01:39:12,080 --> 01:39:13,800
Furniture piece...

1788
01:39:13,800 --> 01:39:14,800
Is called.

1789
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:21,540
Anybody out there...

1790
01:39:21,540 --> 01:39:22,040
With a guess.

1791
01:39:30,040 --> 01:39:32,080
It's not Frank Lampard.

1792
01:39:32,180 --> 01:39:32,340
No.

1793
01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:35,800
But you're close.

1794
01:39:39,800 --> 01:39:41,100
Tipperary gets it.

1795
01:39:41,780 --> 01:39:42,340
Lamp...

1796
01:39:42,340 --> 01:39:43,600
Lamp Frankard.

1797
01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:44,640
Lamp Frankard.

1798
01:39:48,640 --> 01:39:49,280
Haha...

1799
01:39:49,280 --> 01:39:50,680
He's a good guy.

1800
01:39:52,580 --> 01:39:54,040
We can bring him over here.

1801
01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:55,160
Woof!

1802
01:39:59,160 --> 01:39:59,640
Woof!

1803
01:40:02,880 --> 01:40:03,880
And there he is.

1804
01:40:04,340 --> 01:40:05,340
The man...

1805
01:40:05,340 --> 01:40:06,080
Himself.

1806
01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:09,940
Lamp Frankard.

1807
01:40:09,940 --> 01:40:15,780
I've been thinking about that one all week

1808
01:40:23,220 --> 01:40:24,540
in case now

1809
01:40:24,540 --> 01:40:26,880
none of you were here

1810
01:40:26,880 --> 01:40:28,200
last week

1811
01:40:28,200 --> 01:40:32,340
I had seen that

1812
01:40:32,340 --> 01:40:33,560
I was saying

1813
01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:36,080
two of my favorite things in the world

1814
01:40:36,080 --> 01:40:37,160
are

1815
01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:39,660
Taylor Swift

1816
01:40:39,660 --> 01:40:42,240
and crisps

1817
01:40:42,240 --> 01:40:45,520
so I thought maybe if you were to combine them

1818
01:40:45,520 --> 01:40:47,540
you might be able to get this

1819
01:40:47,540 --> 01:40:51,180
it's Tato Swift

1820
01:40:51,180 --> 01:40:52,220
or

1821
01:40:52,220 --> 01:40:54,540
Taylor Crisp

1822
01:40:54,540 --> 01:41:02,320
that was a great situation

1823
01:41:02,320 --> 01:41:05,160
another thing

1824
01:41:05,160 --> 01:41:07,760
was a business venture

1825
01:41:07,760 --> 01:41:09,380
for young Harry Styles

1826
01:41:09,380 --> 01:41:11,880
who's making a great go of it

1827
01:41:11,880 --> 01:41:13,200
in the pop world

1828
01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:17,100
he's left the other lads from one direction behind

1829
01:41:17,100 --> 01:41:18,480
and now he's going in

1830
01:41:18,480 --> 01:41:20,260
there's only one direction for him

1831
01:41:20,260 --> 01:41:21,620
that's to the top

1832
01:41:21,620 --> 01:41:23,320
well Harry

1833
01:41:23,320 --> 01:41:25,180
I'm going to play you it again

1834
01:41:25,180 --> 01:41:27,960
the cards are going to be laid squarely on the table

1835
01:41:27,960 --> 01:41:28,240
Harry

1836
01:41:28,240 --> 01:41:30,800
I've got a business proposition for you

1837
01:41:30,800 --> 01:41:32,940
that I think is going to sell really well

1838
01:41:32,940 --> 01:41:35,600
I can order them from China

1839
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:35,600
I can order them from China

1840
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:35,600
I can order them from China

1841
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:37,440
from China

1842
01:41:37,440 --> 01:41:38,400
in bulk

1843
01:41:38,400 --> 01:41:39,240
off Alibaba

1844
01:41:39,240 --> 01:41:39,980
or one of those

1845
01:41:39,980 --> 01:41:41,560
and we can get rolling

1846
01:41:41,560 --> 01:41:43,540
it's what I call

1847
01:41:43,540 --> 01:41:44,640
the Harry Styles

1848
01:41:44,640 --> 01:41:46,100
and

1849
01:41:46,100 --> 01:41:48,480
it's just basically

1850
01:41:48,480 --> 01:41:49,300
a stylus

1851
01:41:49,300 --> 01:41:50,600
that you can buy from China

1852
01:41:50,600 --> 01:41:53,220
and then we put a sticker of your face on it

1853
01:41:53,220 --> 01:41:54,540
and call it a Harry Styles

1854
01:41:54,540 --> 01:41:57,560
fans of yours will buy it

1855
01:41:57,560 --> 01:41:59,120
and

1856
01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:00,640
other people too

1857
01:42:00,640 --> 01:42:01,460
I'm

1858
01:42:01,460 --> 01:42:03,860
that's the demographic I'm going for Harry

1859
01:42:03,860 --> 01:42:05,960
so

1860
01:42:05,960 --> 01:42:07,000
are you in

1861
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:07,720
or are you out

1862
01:42:07,720 --> 01:42:08,560
I will only

1863
01:42:08,560 --> 01:42:09,340
require

1864
01:42:09,340 --> 01:42:10,660
20%

1865
01:42:10,660 --> 01:42:11,020
well

1866
01:42:11,020 --> 01:42:11,780
40

1867
01:42:11,780 --> 01:42:13,020
I'm asking for 40

1868
01:42:13,020 --> 01:42:15,560
I'm going to ask for 40%

1869
01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:16,820
you can have 60

1870
01:42:16,820 --> 01:42:18,960
what do you say Harry

1871
01:42:18,960 --> 01:42:20,540
I know you're a

1872
01:42:20,540 --> 01:42:21,300
you're a businessman

1873
01:42:21,300 --> 01:42:22,240
you're shrewd

1874
01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:24,540
you've gone bisexual

1875
01:42:24,540 --> 01:42:25,440
for the new album

1876
01:42:25,440 --> 01:42:27,220
you're getting both

1877
01:42:27,220 --> 01:42:28,580
you're getting both

1878
01:42:28,580 --> 01:42:30,280
pounds

1879
01:42:30,280 --> 01:42:31,260
in the purse

1880
01:42:31,260 --> 01:42:36,340
this could be the first ever bisexual stylist Harry

1881
01:42:36,340 --> 01:42:41,280
my mind is dull to drumble

1882
01:42:41,280 --> 01:42:42,260
have you heard this now

1883
01:42:42,260 --> 01:42:43,300
it's lovely

1884
01:42:43,300 --> 01:42:46,720
to distant days of yore

1885
01:42:46,720 --> 01:42:49,360
when I robed as free

1886
01:42:49,360 --> 01:42:52,980
as the wild march wind

1887
01:42:52,980 --> 01:42:58,240
round the hills of Bahamur

1888
01:42:58,240 --> 01:43:04,080
twas often with our dogs and sticks

1889
01:43:04,080 --> 01:43:09,860
before the break of day

1890
01:43:09,860 --> 01:43:12,700
bear push a door

1891
01:43:12,700 --> 01:43:16,160
the dew-clad grass

1892
01:43:16,160 --> 01:43:20,740
we carelessly stray

1893
01:43:20,740 --> 01:43:21,740
it's lovely singing

1894
01:43:21,740 --> 01:43:24,700
to haunt the rubbish

1895
01:43:24,700 --> 01:43:27,440
and course the hair

1896
01:43:27,440 --> 01:43:32,440
till the moon came up once more

1897
01:43:32,440 --> 01:43:37,920
those were the happy days we spent

1898
01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:42,760
round the hills of Bahamur

1899
01:43:42,760 --> 01:43:48,920
then homeward bound at eventide

1900
01:43:48,920 --> 01:43:53,380
we'd went our weary way

1901
01:43:53,380 --> 01:43:57,200
and we'd talk of the thrills

1902
01:43:57,200 --> 01:44:04,720
and all the spills we had throughout the day

1903
01:44:04,720 --> 01:44:14,600
and as we'd pass the old ring fort with this wealth of fairy lore

1904
01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:19,980
we'd hear the corlew's plaint of call

1905
01:44:19,980 --> 01:44:24,600
round the hills of Bahamur

1906
01:44:24,600 --> 01:44:30,440
we had some famous haunting dogs

1907
01:44:30,440 --> 01:44:34,440
I'll mention but a few

1908
01:44:34,440 --> 01:44:40,220
there was ship and speed and rebel bolt

1909
01:44:40,220 --> 01:44:42,220
There was no...

1910
01:44:42,220 --> 01:44:43,220
Double...

1911
01:44:43,220 --> 01:45:11,220
*music*

1912
01:45:11,220 --> 01:45:31,220
*music*

1913
01:45:31,220 --> 01:45:41,220
*music*

1914
01:45:41,220 --> 01:45:51,220
*music*

1915
01:45:51,220 --> 01:46:01,220
*music*

1916
01:46:01,220 --> 01:46:13,220
*music*

1917
01:46:13,220 --> 01:46:25,220
*music*

1918
01:46:25,220 --> 01:46:35,220
*music*

1919
01:46:35,220 --> 01:46:53,220
*music*

1920
01:46:53,220 --> 01:47:05,220
*music*

1921
01:47:05,220 --> 01:47:15,220
*music*

1922
01:47:15,220 --> 01:47:17,220
*music*

1923
01:47:17,220 --> 01:47:39,220
*music*

1924
01:47:39,220 --> 01:47:49,220
*music*

1925
01:47:49,220 --> 01:47:51,220
*music*

1926
01:47:51,220 --> 01:47:58,020
The value continues over in our fish section where we're offering salmon darns for $2.69 for two.

1927
01:47:58,020 --> 01:48:03,940
You thought you had it solved. You didn't. Frozen pigs and blankets for $1.99. 5 litre water $2.49.

1928
01:48:03,940 --> 01:48:08,500
Why not put a bit of heat into the cold snap with four bales of briquettes for 20 euro.

1929
01:48:08,500 --> 01:48:13,940
Or this garel of bass for 26 euro with a return canister. Get down to that supermarket now!

1930
01:48:13,940 --> 01:48:20,260
We have fresh fruit and veg deals starting with this net of oranges for 1 euro. Strawberries and peanuts for $2.99.

1931
01:48:20,980 --> 01:48:27,060
Tins of tomatoes $1.49 for four tins. That's great value. The value continues over on the houseware aisle.

1932
01:48:27,060 --> 01:48:48,740
An ash bucket for $4.99. Chips in a box $2.89. Turkey burgers $1.69. Chicken wings $1.99. Organic carrots $1.50. Brandy and Bailey $3.40. Baubles. You made a mistake and now your life's fucking ruined. $9.99. Two years down the fucking drain. $10.99. I always said that you'd amount to nothing. $3.99. You never had anything about you. $2.99. Always said that. $1.99. You're no fucking son of mine.

1933
01:48:50,740 --> 01:49:02,140
at Higgins Supermarket, Castletown, opening hours, Monday to Wednesday, 9am till 8pm, Thursday, Friday, 9am until 9pm, Saturday, 10am till 6pm, and Sunday, 10am till 2pm.

1934
01:49:02,440 --> 01:49:09,940
That's all the value you need and more at Higgins Supermarket, Castletown, County Mail. I want to see you there!

1935
01:49:09,940 --> 01:49:36,740
I can't... I don't know how to explain what's going on, but between TK and T22BC, my heart is fucked. You've stolen my heart.

1936
01:49:38,900 --> 01:49:49,220
I cannot... I don't know how to express... I don't know how to express my gratitude other than saying thank you very much.

1937
01:49:50,500 --> 01:49:56,460
Thank you very, very much. Very, very kindly, and I appreciate it immensely.

1938
01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:06,460
You're the greatest passengers that I've ever carried. I mean that.

1939
01:50:07,860 --> 01:50:10,460
I mean that. I'm the boss of my house.

1940
01:50:10,460 --> 01:50:11,020
How are you getting that?

1941
01:50:11,020 --> 01:50:15,520
I mean that.

1942
01:50:18,240 --> 01:50:18,940
Thank you.

1943
01:50:24,180 --> 01:50:24,840
Thank you.

1944
01:50:26,820 --> 01:50:28,660
Stand here. The doors are opening.

1945
01:50:30,820 --> 01:50:32,840
Stand here. The doors are opening.

1946
01:50:32,960 --> 01:50:33,320
How are you doing?

1947
01:50:35,140 --> 01:50:35,980
Holy shit.

1948
01:50:37,740 --> 01:50:41,700
Merry Christmas to you and all of yours from T22BC.

1949
01:50:43,500 --> 01:50:46,440
Here's money towards the sage from Heston Blumenthal.

1950
01:50:49,580 --> 01:50:51,100
And TK says nothing.

1951
01:50:51,860 --> 01:50:52,460
As usual.

1952
01:50:54,740 --> 01:50:55,700
TK.

1953
01:50:56,620 --> 01:50:57,440
Taylor Keith.

1954
01:50:58,520 --> 01:50:59,660
The mystery benefactor.

1955
01:51:00,740 --> 01:51:05,440
The man who keeps the stream dreaming. Who keeps the dream streaming.

1956
01:51:10,780 --> 01:51:11,780
Oh yeah, man.

1957
01:51:15,780 --> 01:51:19,300
Can't believe it. Can't believe it.

1958
01:51:24,780 --> 01:51:27,980
Oh yeah, Mrs. L.O.L. Give you a ticket.

1959
01:51:27,980 --> 01:51:31,980
Single and a regular. And a one.

1960
01:51:34,980 --> 01:51:42,980
Oh. Lovely stuff. Lovely stuff. And whatever.

1961
01:51:46,980 --> 01:51:48,980
Holy Moses.

1962
01:51:50,980 --> 01:51:54,980
Crazy night. Crazy, crazy night.

1963
01:51:54,980 --> 01:51:56,980
Fungi the dolphin. Thank you very much.

1964
01:52:00,980 --> 01:52:01,980
Thank you very much.

1965
01:52:15,980 --> 01:52:17,980
Drew Peacock.

1966
01:52:17,980 --> 01:52:18,980
Drew Peacock.

1967
01:52:18,980 --> 01:52:19,980
Thank you very much, Drew.

1968
01:52:19,980 --> 01:52:21,980
And to all the Peacocks out there.

1969
01:52:21,980 --> 01:52:23,980
I can't get through the...

1970
01:52:23,980 --> 01:52:24,980
Now look, Shona.

1971
01:52:24,980 --> 01:52:25,980
Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin?

1972
01:52:25,980 --> 01:52:27,980
Take your Christmas and Murray Christmas.

1973
01:52:27,980 --> 01:52:28,980
Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin?

1974
01:52:28,980 --> 01:52:29,980
Yeah.

1975
01:52:29,980 --> 01:52:30,980
Sex, sex slugs and sausage rolls.

1976
01:52:30,980 --> 01:52:31,980
That's right.

1977
01:52:31,980 --> 01:52:32,980
Thank you very much.

1978
01:52:32,980 --> 01:52:33,980
Happy Christmas.

1979
01:52:33,980 --> 01:52:54,980
Take your Christmas and Merry Christmas. Sex, sex, slugs and sausage rolls. Thank you very much. Happy Christmas. It's beautiful.

1980
01:52:54,980 --> 01:53:12,980
You're doing a better Christmas tippin. Snug. Paramedic squad. Thank you very much. Thanks for all the help. Get me back up and running. Three times in one night. Four times in one night.

1981
01:53:15,980 --> 01:53:25,980
Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Yeah. Thank you. That's mighty. Thank you very much.

1982
01:53:28,980 --> 01:53:44,980
Jesus Christ. Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Lamb Frank help. Thank you. Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Yeah. What? I'm bowled over. I'm...

1983
01:53:44,980 --> 01:53:58,980
I'm knocked out. I'm visually impaired. I'm seeing stars. Stars in the sky. The Milky Way.

1984
01:53:58,980 --> 01:54:05,980
The Milky Way. The Christmas tippin. Rory Duggan. The Christmas tippin, yeah. Thank you very much, Rory. Thank you.

1985
01:54:05,980 --> 01:54:13,980
Oh, God. They had a red light there. Oh.

1986
01:54:13,980 --> 01:54:15,980
Just on the map. Just on the map.

1987
01:54:19,980 --> 01:54:24,980
Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Yeah. Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Yeah.

1988
01:54:24,980 --> 01:54:26,980
Lisa Murray Murray. Thank you very much. What's that?

1989
01:54:26,980 --> 01:54:35,980
Tell your Christmas and Murray Christmas. Says Lisa Murray Murray. Thank you very much.

1990
01:54:35,980 --> 01:54:48,980
Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Yeah. I don't know what to do. I'm getting confused.

1991
01:54:48,980 --> 01:54:49,980
Head for a hypno-drub. No luck, Shona. Thank you very much. I could do the cup of tea, to be honest. Are you doing a better Christmas tippin? Yeah. I don't know what to do. I'm getting confused.

1992
01:54:49,980 --> 01:54:59,860
Head for a hypno drop. Oh look Shona, thank you very much. I can do with a cup of tea to be honest.

1993
01:55:02,060 --> 01:55:09,020
Eat on a better Christmas tippin. Eat on a better Christmas tippin, yeah. That's amazing.

1994
01:55:12,700 --> 01:55:13,020
God.

1995
01:55:17,980 --> 01:55:18,660
Thank you.

1996
01:55:18,660 --> 01:55:19,660
Oh.

1997
01:55:19,660 --> 01:55:30,660
Eat on a better Christmas tippin. Eat on a better Christmas tippin, yeah. Pat McRoyne, thank you.

1998
01:55:30,660 --> 01:55:31,660
Oh.

1999
01:55:31,660 --> 01:55:37,660
*Bubble sound*

2000
01:55:37,660 --> 01:55:39,660
*Bubble sound*

2001
01:55:39,660 --> 01:55:41,660
*Bubble sound*

2002
01:55:41,660 --> 01:55:43,660
*Bubble sound*

2003
01:55:43,660 --> 01:55:45,660
*Bubble sound*

2004
01:55:45,660 --> 01:55:47,660
*Bubble sound*

2005
01:55:47,660 --> 01:55:49,660
*Bubble sound*

2006
01:55:49,660 --> 01:55:51,660
*Bubble sound*

2007
01:55:51,660 --> 01:56:19,660
*music*

2008
01:56:19,660 --> 01:56:21,660
Oh yeah man!

2009
01:56:21,660 --> 01:56:23,660
*Gasp*

2010
01:56:23,660 --> 01:56:24,660
*Gasp*

2011
01:56:24,660 --> 01:56:27,660
*Droid music*

2012
01:56:43,660 --> 01:56:44,660
*Gasp*

2013
01:56:44,660 --> 01:56:45,660
*Gasp*

2014
01:56:45,660 --> 01:56:46,660
*Gasp*

2015
01:56:46,660 --> 01:56:47,660
*Gasp*

2016
01:56:47,660 --> 01:56:48,660
*Gasp*

2017
01:56:48,660 --> 01:56:49,660
Thank you very much

2018
01:56:49,660 --> 01:56:50,660
*Gasp*

2019
01:56:50,660 --> 01:56:51,660
*Gasp*

2020
01:56:51,660 --> 01:56:52,660
*Gasp*

2021
01:56:52,660 --> 01:56:57,840
Shkone, Shlugs and Harmony. Crash the bus.

2022
01:56:59,620 --> 01:57:02,880
Bigglet. Crash the bus.

2023
01:57:02,880 --> 01:57:32,860
The End.

2024
01:57:32,860 --> 01:57:40,760
The driver should carry out some very basic and elementary checks.

2025
01:57:41,620 --> 01:57:46,740
Firstly, he should check that the handbrake is applied and then that the bus is in neutral gear.

2026
01:57:48,240 --> 01:57:55,540
He should then adjust the seat to a comfortable driving position and then adjust the position of all three rearview mirrors.

2027
01:57:56,340 --> 01:57:59,320
Island today, a driver encounters a wide variety of road types.

2028
01:58:00,040 --> 01:58:10,400
We'll therefore divide our video into four sections. Normal main road driving, dual carriage race, country roads and town driving.

2029
01:58:15,680 --> 01:58:25,480
Check your mirrors, right hand and left hand. Indicate your intention and move to the left of center of the road into the filter lane.

2030
01:58:26,480 --> 01:58:30,100
Keep a check on your left hand mirror. This traffic will be passing you.

2031
01:58:32,320 --> 01:58:33,320
Are you getting it?

2032
01:58:33,320 --> 01:58:34,120
Proceed with the move.

2033
01:58:34,120 --> 01:58:46,180
Sorry there now. My life was flashing before my eyes.

2034
01:58:47,360 --> 01:58:49,620
I was transported back to my training days.

2035
01:58:50,720 --> 01:58:52,720
Back before, long before Schlegeren.

2036
01:58:53,600 --> 01:58:55,580
When I was working for a legitimate company.

2037
01:58:56,820 --> 01:58:58,240
Now they're known as the enemy.

2038
01:58:58,240 --> 01:58:58,240
Now they're known as the enemy.

2039
01:58:59,740 --> 01:59:02,100
You know them as Busseil.

2040
01:59:02,360 --> 01:59:03,640
But I know them as the enemy.

2041
01:59:05,560 --> 01:59:05,760
Ed.

2042
01:59:06,760 --> 01:59:08,420
That other crowd as well.

2043
01:59:08,620 --> 01:59:08,820
Ed.

2044
01:59:10,040 --> 01:59:10,440
Ed.

2045
01:59:10,440 --> 01:59:10,440
Ed.

2046
01:59:10,440 --> 01:59:10,440
Ed.

2047
01:59:10,440 --> 01:59:10,700
China.

2048
01:59:10,820 --> 01:59:11,180
Thank you.

2049
01:59:11,580 --> 01:59:16,540
That other crowd that are doing buses from Galway to Dublin for 15 euro.

2050
01:59:17,220 --> 01:59:19,880
And they've got Wi-Fi and all that kind of jazz on it.

2051
01:59:20,880 --> 01:59:26,560
Oh god.

2052
01:59:31,500 --> 01:59:33,060
I don't know what I'm going to do with that.

2053
01:59:33,160 --> 01:59:35,300
I'm going to have to drink harder than it.

2054
01:59:35,620 --> 01:59:37,440
I think I'm going to have to hit the bus tomorrow.

2055
01:59:38,340 --> 01:59:39,360
Or tonight.

2056
01:59:45,840 --> 01:59:46,320
Oh.

2057
01:59:50,520 --> 01:59:52,520
Are you doing a bit of Christmas tiffin'?

2058
01:59:53,780 --> 01:59:55,280
Are you doing a bit of Christmas tiffin'?

2059
01:59:55,280 --> 01:59:55,520
Yeah.

2060
01:59:55,520 --> 01:59:55,760
I'm...

2061
01:59:55,760 --> 01:59:57,760
That's my turn.

2062
01:59:57,760 --> 02:00:27,740
Thank you.

2063
02:00:27,740 --> 02:00:57,720
Thank you.

2064
02:00:57,720 --> 02:00:59,720
Thank you.

2065
02:00:59,720 --> 02:01:01,720
Thank you.

2066
02:01:01,720 --> 02:01:03,720
Thank you.

2067
02:01:03,720 --> 02:01:05,720
Thank you.

2068
02:01:05,720 --> 02:01:07,720
Thank you.

2069
02:01:07,720 --> 02:01:08,720
Thank you very much.

2070
02:01:08,720 --> 02:01:09,720
Rassenden.

2071
02:01:09,720 --> 02:01:13,720
Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin?

2072
02:01:13,720 --> 02:01:15,720
Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin?

2073
02:01:15,720 --> 02:01:16,720
Yeah.

2074
02:01:16,720 --> 02:01:17,720
Fair, fair, fair.

2075
02:01:17,720 --> 02:01:20,720
Thank you very much.

2076
02:01:20,720 --> 02:01:23,720
I can't take it anymore, please.

2077
02:01:23,720 --> 02:01:24,720
No more now.

2078
02:01:24,720 --> 02:01:26,720
No more, please.

2079
02:01:26,720 --> 02:01:29,720
I'm gonna die.

2080
02:01:29,720 --> 02:01:33,720
Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin?

2081
02:01:33,720 --> 02:01:35,720
Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin?

2082
02:01:35,720 --> 02:01:36,720
Yeah.

2083
02:01:36,720 --> 02:01:38,720
Justice for Hazuki, thank you.

2084
02:01:38,720 --> 02:01:40,720
That's mate.

2085
02:01:52,720 --> 02:01:54,720
Eat on a bit of Christmas tippin.

2086
02:01:56,720 --> 02:01:58,720
Eat on a bit of Christmas tippin, yeah?

2087
02:01:58,720 --> 02:02:00,720
Gerald?

2088
02:02:00,720 --> 02:02:02,720
Thank you, Gerald.

2089
02:02:02,720 --> 02:02:04,720
Thank you very much, Gerald.

2090
02:02:04,720 --> 02:02:05,960
I'm not a girl.

2091
02:02:12,440 --> 02:02:13,280
Oh.

2092
02:02:14,560 --> 02:02:16,560
Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin?

2093
02:02:17,760 --> 02:02:20,040
Are you doing a bit of Christmas, Tiffin? Yeah.

2094
02:02:21,160 --> 02:02:22,160
That's mighty.

2095
02:02:22,160 --> 02:02:24,080
Mike, thank you very much, Mike.

2096
02:02:24,080 --> 02:02:25,440
Please no more now.

2097
02:02:26,800 --> 02:02:27,800
Please no more.

2098
02:02:29,800 --> 02:02:30,800
Please no more.

2099
02:02:32,000 --> 02:02:33,000
Radio.

2100
02:02:33,000 --> 02:02:44,400
Thank you very much.

2101
02:02:44,400 --> 02:03:14,380
Thank you.

2102
02:03:14,380 --> 02:03:44,360
Thank you.

2103
02:03:44,360 --> 02:03:47,780
Thank you very much, Turkey.

2104
02:03:51,360 --> 02:03:51,920
Oh.

2105
02:03:51,920 --> 02:03:58,920
Thank you.

2106
02:03:58,920 --> 02:03:59,920
Thank you.

2107
02:03:59,920 --> 02:04:00,920
Thank you.

2108
02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:00,920
Thank you.

2109
02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:00,920
Thank you.

2110
02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:00,920
Thank you.

2111
02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:00,920
Thank you.

2112
02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:01,920
Thank you.

2113
02:04:01,920 --> 02:04:02,920
Thank you.

2114
02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:02,920
Thank you.

2115
02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:02,920
Thank you.

2116
02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:02,920
Thank you.

2117
02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:02,920
Thank you.

2118
02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:03,920
Thank you.

2119
02:04:03,920 --> 02:04:04,920
Thank you.

2120
02:04:04,920 --> 02:04:05,920
Thank you.

2121
02:04:05,920 --> 02:04:06,920
Thank you.

2122
02:04:06,920 --> 02:04:10,080
I'm beginning to get back to myself now again.

2123
02:04:10,080 --> 02:04:12,220
Mark, formerly known as Sweetbees, thank you.

2124
02:04:12,220 --> 02:04:16,320
And Turkey, Pontification Station, Llewellyn Dowd.

2125
02:04:16,320 --> 02:04:17,980
Merry Christmas to Ali.

2126
02:04:20,560 --> 02:04:23,780
- Are you doing a bit of Christmas tippin'?

2127
02:04:23,780 --> 02:04:25,460
Are you doing a bit of Christmas tippin' ya?

2128
02:04:25,460 --> 02:04:28,960
- We've fallen down the path rabbit hole tonight.

2129
02:04:28,960 --> 02:04:30,680
And I don't know how I'm gonna get out.

2130
02:04:32,760 --> 02:04:35,420
Thank you very much, Danny LaLanna.

2131
02:04:35,420 --> 02:04:40,560
Thank you very much.

2132
02:04:40,560 --> 02:04:43,040
Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?

2133
02:04:43,040 --> 02:04:44,040
Christ.

2134
02:04:44,040 --> 02:04:46,040
Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?

2135
02:04:46,040 --> 02:04:46,880
Thank you very much, anyo.

2136
02:04:46,880 --> 02:04:48,640
Let's meet him.

2137
02:04:48,640 --> 02:04:53,860
Something's going to happen.

2138
02:04:53,940 --> 02:04:55,000
Something's got to give here.

2139
02:04:58,580 --> 02:05:00,360
Get these guys here over here, look.

2140
02:05:02,460 --> 02:05:03,980
Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?

2141
02:05:03,980 --> 02:05:07,720
Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping, yeah?

2142
02:05:07,720 --> 02:05:08,980
Ryan, thank you very much.

2143
02:05:08,980 --> 02:05:10,980
That's my...I can't believe it.

2144
02:05:10,980 --> 02:05:12,980
I can't believe it.

2145
02:05:12,980 --> 02:05:13,980
I'm going to have another heart attack.

2146
02:05:13,980 --> 02:05:14,980
Please don't do it.

2147
02:05:14,980 --> 02:05:15,980
Please.

2148
02:05:15,980 --> 02:05:16,980
I'm asking you.

2149
02:05:16,980 --> 02:05:18,980
I'm being nice.

2150
02:05:18,980 --> 02:05:39,280
Happy Christmas Ryan, Merry Christmas Annie

2151
02:05:39,280 --> 02:05:42,220
And Danny, thank you very much

2152
02:05:42,220 --> 02:06:04,740
Now let me go into another area of people missing money

2153
02:06:04,740 --> 02:06:08,420
Gillian there, no Gillian's calling, it's Francis there, Francis

2154
02:06:08,420 --> 02:06:09,940
Hello Joe

2155
02:06:09,940 --> 02:06:11,500
Francis, good afternoon

2156
02:06:11,500 --> 02:06:16,820
What's the story Joe, how's the crack in Iraq with your sack

2157
02:06:16,820 --> 02:06:20,520
Sorry for holding you there, you had an awful incident last night, what happens?

2158
02:06:20,740 --> 02:06:22,560
Hold on a moment, I'll tell you Joe

2159
02:06:22,560 --> 02:06:25,040
I was in town last night

2160
02:06:25,040 --> 02:06:29,640
Just having a bit of an old Christmas wander like you know yourself

2161
02:06:29,640 --> 02:06:31,380
Six days before Christmas

2162
02:06:31,380 --> 02:06:31,860
Yeah

2163
02:06:31,860 --> 02:06:37,800
And there was a gentleman out in the street just outside London

2164
02:06:37,800 --> 02:06:40,780
And he was lit up, he had a few days

2165
02:06:40,780 --> 02:06:43,540
He had a few lights on him like a Christmas tree

2166
02:06:43,540 --> 02:06:47,160
So I thought I'd go over and see what this man is about

2167
02:06:47,160 --> 02:06:53,180
And he was playing Christmas tunes out of his mobile phone

2168
02:06:53,180 --> 02:07:00,180
Okay, and I thought this is a nice Christmas man, so I went over to him and said happy Christmas, what's going on?

2169
02:07:00,180 --> 02:07:00,560
Wow

2170
02:07:00,560 --> 02:07:02,500
He took one look at me and he goes

2171
02:07:02,500 --> 02:07:04,860
I'm Chris the cracker

2172
02:07:04,860 --> 02:07:08,380
Do you want to buy some crackers for Christmas?

2173
02:07:10,380 --> 02:07:13,140
I thought Jesus, I thought Jesus, well I haven't them actually sourced

2174
02:07:13,140 --> 02:07:19,500
So I said I might have a Christmas cracker or two if you have a box of them

2175
02:07:19,500 --> 02:07:23,780
And he opens up a suitcase then full of crackers

2176
02:07:23,780 --> 02:07:24,260
Okay

2177
02:07:24,260 --> 02:07:28,880
He said there's six euro a cracker, I'll do it for five sixty a cracker

2178
02:07:28,880 --> 02:07:33,840
And I thought I was scratching my head thinking fuck that's it that's actually expensive enough

2179
02:07:33,840 --> 02:07:34,260
Okay

2180
02:07:34,260 --> 02:07:37,260
So I said to him that's actually expensive enough

2181
02:07:37,260 --> 02:07:38,260
Mm-hmm

2182
02:07:38,260 --> 02:07:39,600
And he said to me

2183
02:07:39,600 --> 02:07:43,260
You've never pulled a cracker like this

2184
02:07:43,260 --> 02:07:46,800
And that got the wheels in my head turning

2185
02:07:46,800 --> 02:07:49,400
I thought Jesus Christ, imagine Christmas Day comes around

2186
02:07:49,400 --> 02:07:50,980
And I whip out

2187
02:07:50,980 --> 02:07:53,760
The best crackers known for man

2188
02:07:53,760 --> 02:07:54,580
Mm-hmm

2189
02:07:54,580 --> 02:07:56,200
I said what's in them?

2190
02:07:56,460 --> 02:07:56,880
He goes

2191
02:07:56,880 --> 02:07:58,880
These aren't made in China

2192
02:07:58,880 --> 02:08:02,300
These are handcrafted down in Gort

2193
02:08:02,300 --> 02:08:04,300
In the meantime, no one called a guarantee

2194
02:08:04,300 --> 02:08:07,260
Well as far as I was concerned, Joe

2195
02:08:07,260 --> 02:08:11,220
A legitimate cracker deal was taking place

2196
02:08:11,220 --> 02:08:11,940
Mm-hmm

2197
02:08:11,940 --> 02:08:14,020
A crime had not yet been committed

2198
02:08:14,020 --> 02:08:17,820
So there was no need to involve on Gardaí-Shir Khanh

2199
02:08:17,820 --> 02:08:18,240
Okay

2200
02:08:18,240 --> 02:08:20,800
So he said the crackers were from Gort

2201
02:08:20,800 --> 02:08:24,280
Half Irish, half Brazilian crackers

2202
02:08:24,280 --> 02:08:28,320
I said what's the speciality about the Brazilian crackers?

2203
02:08:28,740 --> 02:08:30,280
He says have you ever been to Brazil?

2204
02:08:30,760 --> 02:08:32,360
It's the land of the cracker

2205
02:08:32,360 --> 02:08:32,780
Wow

2206
02:08:32,780 --> 02:08:34,820
I have since looked on Wikipedia

2207
02:08:34,820 --> 02:08:37,280
About Brazil the country

2208
02:08:37,280 --> 02:08:37,780
Mm-hmm

2209
02:08:37,780 --> 02:08:40,140
And there is nothing about crackers in the Arctic

2210
02:08:40,140 --> 02:08:46,780
In fact, Joe, there's nothing to suggest that Christmas crackers are even a tradition in Brazil whatsoever

2211
02:08:46,780 --> 02:08:47,380
Mm-hmm

2212
02:08:47,380 --> 02:08:53,120
So my lack of world knowledge has led to my downfall in this case

2213
02:08:53,120 --> 02:08:56,460
But anyway, I bought fucking 300 of them

2214
02:08:56,460 --> 02:08:56,860
Mm-hmm

2215
02:08:56,860 --> 02:08:59,020
He threw the suitcase into the bargain as well

2216
02:08:59,020 --> 02:09:00,540
Which was a nice gesture

2217
02:09:00,540 --> 02:09:01,200
Okay

2218
02:09:01,200 --> 02:09:02,420
I gave him the money

2219
02:09:02,420 --> 02:09:03,340
He gave me them

2220
02:09:03,340 --> 02:09:04,360
We parted ways

2221
02:09:04,360 --> 02:09:07,420
Um, he parted a little bit faster than me

2222
02:09:07,420 --> 02:09:08,300
I noticed he

2223
02:09:08,300 --> 02:09:09,640
He actually took off

2224
02:09:09,640 --> 02:09:09,980
Okay

2225
02:09:09,980 --> 02:09:13,960
So it's the 21st of December

2226
02:09:13,960 --> 02:09:14,580
Mm-hmm

2227
02:09:14,580 --> 02:09:16,300
I could not sleep

2228
02:09:16,300 --> 02:09:17,700
I was thinking about these crackers

2229
02:09:17,700 --> 02:09:22,540
So I crept downstairs at half past 1am

2230
02:09:22,540 --> 02:09:25,920
Pulled out one of Chris the Crackers Christmas crackers

2231
02:09:25,920 --> 02:09:28,800
And yanked its end off to the max

2232
02:09:28,800 --> 02:09:29,360
Okay

2233
02:09:29,360 --> 02:09:31,760
It was a tough pull, so I had to go at it again

2234
02:09:31,760 --> 02:09:35,060
And I couldn't snap my cracker, Joe

2235
02:09:35,060 --> 02:09:35,440
Mm-hmm

2236
02:09:35,440 --> 02:09:39,420
Anyways, I give it one second hard thrust

2237
02:09:39,420 --> 02:09:43,160
It tore in half and there was no snap jaw

2238
02:09:43,160 --> 02:09:46,080
And I was thinking, where was the snap?

2239
02:09:46,360 --> 02:09:51,080
I picked it up off the ground thinking, well, maybe the prize inside would be good

2240
02:09:51,080 --> 02:09:52,420
Or the hat or the joke

2241
02:09:52,420 --> 02:09:53,060
Mm-hmm

2242
02:09:53,060 --> 02:09:55,120
And I looked inside

2243
02:09:55,120 --> 02:09:57,740
There was nothing inside

2244
02:09:57,740 --> 02:10:03,260
There was nothing inside

2245
02:10:03,260 --> 02:10:04,480
Okay

2246
02:10:04,480 --> 02:10:05,920
All right, I thought

2247
02:10:05,920 --> 02:10:07,920
Well, there's a hat there

2248
02:10:07,920 --> 02:10:10,100
I pulled a piece of paper out

2249
02:10:10,100 --> 02:10:10,640
It wasn't

2250
02:10:10,640 --> 02:10:11,700
It wasn't a hat

2251
02:10:11,700 --> 02:10:14,560
It was a single ply

2252
02:10:14,560 --> 02:10:17,980
Of economy toilet roll tissue

2253
02:10:17,980 --> 02:10:18,440
Wow

2254
02:10:18,440 --> 02:10:19,540
And there was writing on it

2255
02:10:19,540 --> 02:10:22,100
And you know what it said, Joe?

2256
02:10:22,620 --> 02:10:22,900
Yeah

2257
02:10:22,900 --> 02:10:24,400
It said you being crackered

2258
02:10:24,400 --> 02:10:26,200
Okay

2259
02:10:26,200 --> 02:10:27,100
Yeah

2260
02:10:27,100 --> 02:10:31,440
I thought maybe it was just a dud

2261
02:10:31,440 --> 02:10:36,020
I fucking proceeded to open the other 299 crackers

2262
02:10:36,020 --> 02:10:36,320
Mm-hmm

2263
02:10:36,320 --> 02:10:38,400
It was the same thing over and over again

2264
02:10:38,400 --> 02:10:41,040
And it was handwritten in bio, Joe

2265
02:10:41,040 --> 02:10:43,400
So he'd gone to the trouble of writing that message

2266
02:10:43,400 --> 02:10:44,320
Mm-hmm

2267
02:10:44,320 --> 02:10:45,480
300 times

2268
02:10:45,480 --> 02:10:47,600
And toilet roll tissue plies

2269
02:10:47,600 --> 02:10:50,580
What kind of mind does that?

2270
02:10:51,380 --> 02:10:51,760
Okay

2271
02:10:51,760 --> 02:10:52,560
And how much do you

2272
02:10:52,560 --> 02:10:53,500
Well, insofar as

2273
02:10:53,500 --> 02:10:55,040
Can you give an estimate of

2274
02:10:55,040 --> 02:10:55,940
Or a guesstimate of

2275
02:10:55,940 --> 02:10:56,960
How much money is gone?

2276
02:10:57,040 --> 02:10:58,320
1,700 euro, Joe

2277
02:10:58,320 --> 02:11:00,360
300 crackers, Joe

2278
02:11:00,360 --> 02:11:00,820
Mm-hmm

2279
02:11:00,820 --> 02:11:02,600
560 a cracker

2280
02:11:02,600 --> 02:11:05,120
Christmas is ruined

2281
02:11:05,120 --> 02:11:10,140
Someone said go to the guards

2282
02:11:10,140 --> 02:11:12,180
But they don't care

2283
02:11:12,180 --> 02:11:14,540
I know another lad

2284
02:11:14,540 --> 02:11:16,320
Who says he knows somebody

2285
02:11:16,320 --> 02:11:17,800
Who's in the IRA

2286
02:11:17,800 --> 02:11:19,660
Who might be able to help

2287
02:11:19,660 --> 02:11:22,500
That isn't a route I've ever wanted to go down

2288
02:11:22,500 --> 02:11:24,140
What do you know about pigs

2289
02:11:24,140 --> 02:11:26,140
And the heat wave?

2290
02:11:26,620 --> 02:11:27,380
Fuck all, Joe

2291
02:11:27,380 --> 02:11:31,120
But I'm having to laugh about it anyway

2292
02:11:31,120 --> 02:11:34,200
Because if you don't laugh, you'll cry

2293
02:11:34,200 --> 02:11:36,480
And that's speaking from experience, Joe

2294
02:11:36,480 --> 02:11:37,360
Okay, okay

2295
02:11:37,360 --> 02:11:38,640
Well, let's find out there's more people

2296
02:11:38,640 --> 02:11:39,520
Thanks for that warning

2297
02:11:39,520 --> 02:11:40,100
Okay, thanks, Joe

2298
02:11:40,100 --> 02:11:40,900
Francis, you mind

2299
02:11:40,900 --> 02:11:41,520
That's Francis

2300
02:11:41,520 --> 02:11:42,600
Merry Christmas, Joe

2301
02:11:42,600 --> 02:11:46,340
Talk to Joe on 1850 715

2302
02:11:46,340 --> 02:11:47,380
Awful sad

2303
02:11:47,380 --> 02:11:51,640
That's that Chris the Cracker fella

2304
02:11:51,640 --> 02:11:53,120
That I was

2305
02:11:53,120 --> 02:11:55,840
Luckily enough

2306
02:11:55,840 --> 02:11:57,940
I didn't get any crackers

2307
02:11:57,940 --> 02:12:00,120
Poor lad in there

2308
02:12:00,120 --> 02:12:00,720
Got stung

2309
02:12:00,720 --> 02:12:05,220
And the lad in there

2310
02:12:05,220 --> 02:12:05,640
On the phone

2311
02:12:05,640 --> 02:12:06,620
Sounded like Francis

2312
02:12:06,620 --> 02:12:08,760
I hope he's okay

2313
02:12:08,760 --> 02:12:13,020
Are you doing a bit of Christmas dinner?

2314
02:12:14,580 --> 02:12:15,580
Are you doing a bit of Christmas dinner?

2315
02:12:15,580 --> 02:12:16,380
Heston Blumenthal

2316
02:12:16,380 --> 02:12:17,300
Thank you very much

2317
02:12:17,300 --> 02:12:19,220
I hope you're keeping well

2318
02:12:19,220 --> 02:12:24,960
I'll check

2319
02:12:24,960 --> 02:12:26,800
People are saying check for scum there

2320
02:12:26,800 --> 02:12:27,900
I will check for scum

2321
02:12:27,900 --> 02:12:29,600
Don't you worry about that

2322
02:12:29,600 --> 02:12:34,080
Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?

2323
02:12:35,240 --> 02:12:35,900
Uncle Ben

2324
02:12:35,900 --> 02:12:36,780
Are you doing a bit of Christmas tipping?

2325
02:12:36,780 --> 02:12:37,440
Thank you very much

2326
02:12:37,440 --> 02:12:41,340
How are you, Johnny?

2327
02:12:42,140 --> 02:12:42,960
What's the crag?

2328
02:12:45,600 --> 02:12:46,440
How are you keeping?

2329
02:12:46,440 --> 02:12:46,440
How are you keeping?

2330
02:12:46,440 --> 02:12:48,840
Have you everything got for the Christmas?

2331
02:12:50,440 --> 02:12:50,700
Jan

2332
02:12:50,700 --> 02:12:53,520
Look at me, Jan

2333
02:12:53,520 --> 02:12:57,180
Thank you, Jenny

2334
02:12:57,180 --> 02:12:59,320
Jan

2335
02:12:59,320 --> 02:13:00,700
That's me

2336
02:13:00,700 --> 02:13:02,040
Jenny

2337
02:13:02,040 --> 02:13:05,560
Jenny, look at me, man

2338
02:13:05,560 --> 02:13:08,380
Jenny

2339
02:13:08,380 --> 02:13:14,920
Johnny

2340
02:13:14,920 --> 02:13:21,400
Super Beast, thank you very much

2341
02:13:21,400 --> 02:13:27,080
Oh, I'm blocking the road

2342
02:13:27,080 --> 02:13:28,380
Sorry, Johnny

2343
02:13:28,380 --> 02:13:30,740
Sorry, sorry about that

2344
02:13:30,740 --> 02:13:37,120
How are you doing Merry Christmas Day?

2345
02:13:38,620 --> 02:13:39,460
Where's my daughter?

2346
02:13:40,160 --> 02:13:41,000
Doors are open

2347
02:13:41,000 --> 02:13:42,540
Stay inside, thank you very much

2348
02:13:42,540 --> 02:13:43,060
Stay inside

2349
02:13:43,060 --> 02:13:45,860
Thank you very much

2350
02:13:57,860 --> 02:14:00,220
George Michael, thank you

2351
02:14:00,220 --> 02:14:01,280
Merry Christmas Day

2352
02:14:01,280 --> 02:14:01,700
Yeah

2353
02:14:01,700 --> 02:14:03,760
That's mighty

2354
02:14:03,760 --> 02:14:04,920
That's mighty or dear

2355
02:14:04,920 --> 02:14:07,960
It's mighty or dear

2356
02:14:07,960 --> 02:14:08,020
It's Mickey Cummins

2357
02:14:08,020 --> 02:14:09,960
Gation and...

2358
02:14:09,960 --> 02:14:10,380
Park City

2359
02:14:10,380 --> 02:14:13,520
Oh, how are you?

2360
02:14:15,120 --> 02:14:19,020
And tomorrow she'll be leaving for the coast

2361
02:14:19,020 --> 02:14:22,320
Merry Christmas Day

2362
02:14:22,320 --> 02:14:24,480
Well, that's Mick Flavendare getting our show

2363
02:14:24,480 --> 02:14:26,400
Mick Flavendare, thank you very much

2364
02:14:26,400 --> 02:14:27,500
I'll be checking for a scum

2365
02:14:27,500 --> 02:14:28,980
And you're all very, very welcome

2366
02:14:28,980 --> 02:14:33,220
We'll have Mick there as St. Marie is heading out to California starting our show tonight

2367
02:14:33,220 --> 02:14:36,160
Thanks to Seamus Duffy and the team there for the last turn

2368
02:14:36,160 --> 02:14:38,920
For the last two hours of the traditional music program tonight

2369
02:14:38,920 --> 02:14:42,640
And to Noel Brogan there for all music but in tune

2370
02:14:42,640 --> 02:14:44,660
And of course to Mildred Byrne there

2371
02:14:44,660 --> 02:14:46,560
Ciaran, thank you very much Ciaran

2372
02:14:46,560 --> 02:14:48,160
And all of that as well

2373
02:14:48,160 --> 02:14:48,900
I hope you're well

2374
02:14:48,900 --> 02:14:51,500
And Patsy has taken the calls

2375
02:14:51,500 --> 02:14:51,840
Patsy

2376
02:14:51,840 --> 02:15:13,840
The numbers apply: 0818 3055, 0818 3055, 19496 30169, 09496 30169. You can text us at 087941 401 0879 401. Thanks to Palinrope Dental. And you can also email the program studio at midwestradio.ie.

2377
02:15:13,840 --> 02:15:19,840
Right, looking forward to a busy, busy show tonight. Lots of requests pouring in already, so we're going to continue.

2378
02:15:19,840 --> 02:15:29,840
This engine is off loud in this bus. Oh Murphy, thank you very much sir. Merry Christmas to you.

2379
02:15:29,840 --> 02:15:36,840
Mexican Joe Walker, how about that?

2380
02:15:36,840 --> 02:15:47,840
Thanks to the revenue, thank you very much.

2381
02:15:47,840 --> 02:15:49,840
*Mario plays*

2382
02:15:59,840 --> 02:16:01,840
I'm getting out.

2383
02:16:07,840 --> 02:16:09,840
Dr. Mindflip

2384
02:16:11,840 --> 02:16:13,840
Thank you very much.

2385
02:16:13,840 --> 02:16:15,840
Merry Christmas to you.

2386
02:16:15,840 --> 02:16:18,840
Harry Flipman, on the base.

2387
02:16:30,840 --> 02:16:36,840
Jimmy Tiff, thank you very much. Can you say hello to Jimmy Joseph on the road home this Christmas?

2388
02:16:37,840 --> 02:16:42,840
Merry Christmas to Jimmy Joseph. It's a safe journey on that road.

2389
02:16:43,840 --> 02:16:46,840
Take it nice and steady.

2390
02:16:53,840 --> 02:17:04,840
Yeah. Alright. That's right. What's a crack? How are you doing?

2391
02:17:05,840 --> 02:17:18,840
Yep. Alright. That's a crack. What's a short? Any short? Any scandal?

2392
02:17:20,840 --> 02:17:22,840
Because Christmas time is near.

2393
02:17:24,840 --> 02:17:27,840
Dark Helmet. Thank you very much, Dark Helmet.

2394
02:17:33,840 --> 02:17:37,160
Christ was born, he is born on Christmas day.

2395
02:17:37,160 --> 02:17:42,120
Running through this world, we see this from our sins.

2396
02:17:42,600 --> 02:17:46,900
That's what Christmas is, all about each year.

2397
02:17:47,480 --> 02:17:51,580
Mary's little boy, he was born on Christmas day.

2398
02:17:52,160 --> 02:17:56,220
Christmas time is near, snow is falling down.

2399
02:17:56,820 --> 02:18:01,000
Children's having fun, we're flying in the snow.

2400
02:18:01,680 --> 02:18:05,780
Santa's coming soon, we're toast for every child.

2401
02:18:05,780 --> 02:18:10,700
Christmas time is near.

2402
02:18:10,700 --> 02:18:15,220
Christmas time is near, snow is falling down.

2403
02:18:15,860 --> 02:18:19,920
Children's having fun, we're flying in the snow.

2404
02:18:20,580 --> 02:18:24,660
Santa's coming soon, we're toast for every child.

2405
02:18:25,320 --> 02:18:29,620
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2406
02:18:29,620 --> 02:18:35,100
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2407
02:18:35,100 --> 02:18:39,780
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2408
02:18:39,780 --> 02:18:44,780
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2409
02:18:44,780 --> 02:18:48,200
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2410
02:18:48,200 --> 02:18:51,360
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2411
02:18:51,360 --> 02:18:54,280
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2412
02:18:54,280 --> 02:18:55,920
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2413
02:18:55,920 --> 02:18:57,680
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2414
02:18:57,680 --> 02:18:58,360
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2415
02:18:58,360 --> 02:18:59,360
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2416
02:18:59,360 --> 02:19:00,360
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2417
02:19:00,360 --> 02:19:01,360
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2418
02:19:01,360 --> 02:19:02,360
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2419
02:19:02,360 --> 02:19:15,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2420
02:19:15,520 --> 02:19:16,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2421
02:19:16,520 --> 02:19:17,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2422
02:19:17,520 --> 02:19:18,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2423
02:19:18,520 --> 02:19:19,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2424
02:19:19,520 --> 02:19:20,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2425
02:19:20,520 --> 02:19:21,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2426
02:19:21,520 --> 02:19:22,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2427
02:19:22,520 --> 02:19:23,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2428
02:19:23,520 --> 02:19:24,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2429
02:19:24,520 --> 02:19:25,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2430
02:19:25,520 --> 02:19:26,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2431
02:19:26,520 --> 02:19:27,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2432
02:19:27,520 --> 02:19:28,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2433
02:19:28,520 --> 02:19:29,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2434
02:19:29,520 --> 02:19:30,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2435
02:19:30,520 --> 02:19:31,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2436
02:19:31,520 --> 02:19:32,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2437
02:19:32,520 --> 02:19:33,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2438
02:19:33,520 --> 02:19:34,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2439
02:19:34,520 --> 02:19:35,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2440
02:19:35,520 --> 02:19:36,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2441
02:19:36,520 --> 02:19:37,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2442
02:19:37,520 --> 02:19:38,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2443
02:19:38,520 --> 02:19:39,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2444
02:19:39,520 --> 02:19:40,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2445
02:19:40,520 --> 02:19:41,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2446
02:19:41,520 --> 02:19:42,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2447
02:19:42,520 --> 02:19:43,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2448
02:19:43,520 --> 02:19:44,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2449
02:19:44,520 --> 02:19:45,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2450
02:19:45,520 --> 02:19:46,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2451
02:19:46,520 --> 02:19:47,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2452
02:19:47,520 --> 02:19:48,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2453
02:19:48,520 --> 02:19:49,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2454
02:19:49,520 --> 02:19:50,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2455
02:19:50,520 --> 02:19:51,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2456
02:19:51,520 --> 02:19:52,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2457
02:19:52,520 --> 02:19:53,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2458
02:19:53,520 --> 02:19:54,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2459
02:19:54,520 --> 02:19:55,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2460
02:19:55,520 --> 02:19:56,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2461
02:19:56,520 --> 02:19:57,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2462
02:19:57,520 --> 02:19:58,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2463
02:19:58,520 --> 02:19:59,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2464
02:19:59,520 --> 02:20:00,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2465
02:20:00,520 --> 02:20:01,520
Children's happy night, cause Christmas time is near.

2466
02:20:01,520 --> 02:20:02,520
Children's happy night, and the children's happy night,

2467
02:20:02,520 --> 02:20:06,620
Thank you, Joanne. Joanne said. Very kind of you. Very good.

2468
02:20:06,620 --> 02:20:08,520
I'm sure you're loving the show already, she says.

2469
02:20:09,520 --> 02:20:12,600
We should be red and green the very best in the year ahead.

2470
02:20:12,720 --> 02:20:15,240
So thank you, Mary, for that from Kelschema tonight.

2471
02:20:15,620 --> 02:20:18,340
Chris Adams, Ohio. Looking forward to the show.

2472
02:20:19,080 --> 02:20:20,620
Hope you have a grand night over there.

2473
02:20:20,620 --> 02:20:24,320
And I hope you and you and Joris have a happy Christmas.

2474
02:20:24,440 --> 02:20:26,220
High five from Canton in Ohio.

2475
02:20:27,180 --> 02:20:30,840
So again, thank you for that one, Chris.

2476
02:20:31,580 --> 02:20:33,280
Thank you very much, Tins of Lilt.

2477
02:20:33,280 --> 02:20:37,340
It's a lovely drink.

2478
02:20:38,940 --> 02:20:40,300
And you're a lovely pastor.

2479
02:20:41,980 --> 02:20:43,620
It's a pleasure to have you on the bus.

2480
02:20:48,020 --> 02:20:49,020
How are you getting that?

2481
02:20:53,300 --> 02:20:55,340
Hey, don't you realize it's a stupid one?

2482
02:20:56,640 --> 02:20:58,080
Hey, don't you realize it's a stupid one?

2483
02:20:58,180 --> 02:21:01,040
Melon, robots, and dental. Thank you very much.

2484
02:21:03,040 --> 02:21:05,880
And never looks back.

2485
02:21:06,300 --> 02:21:07,180
We're bossing home.

2486
02:21:07,920 --> 02:21:08,960
Back to the garage.

2487
02:21:09,900 --> 02:21:11,180
We're bossing home for Christmas.

2488
02:21:11,880 --> 02:21:13,140
I met her in Stilwell.

2489
02:21:13,900 --> 02:21:14,460
Everybody.

2490
02:21:14,760 --> 02:21:16,060
She just turned 20.

2491
02:21:16,780 --> 02:21:18,540
Aaron in Schmerlin.

2492
02:21:18,800 --> 02:21:21,040
Thank you very much, Aaron Schmerlin.

2493
02:21:21,420 --> 02:21:23,040
Like I'd never known.

2494
02:21:23,700 --> 02:21:24,720
Very kind, yes, all.

2495
02:21:25,520 --> 02:21:26,340
Thank you very much.

2496
02:21:26,340 --> 02:21:28,160
And me a dirt farmer.

2497
02:21:28,800 --> 02:21:31,060
Who lives by the river.

2498
02:21:32,080 --> 02:21:32,960
Aaron Schmerlin.

2499
02:21:32,960 --> 02:21:38,180
I think it's appropriate when we're bossing home on the way back now.

2500
02:21:38,720 --> 02:21:40,100
We're a bit of something else.

2501
02:21:40,100 --> 02:21:40,440
Yeah.

2502
02:21:41,140 --> 02:21:42,120
Maybe something different.

2503
02:21:44,120 --> 02:21:44,900
We're back.

2504
02:22:02,220 --> 02:22:04,180
I'm bossing home for Christmas.

2505
02:22:04,180 --> 02:22:09,580
I can't wait to see those faces.

2506
02:22:11,140 --> 02:22:12,620
I live alone, actually.

2507
02:22:12,620 --> 02:22:14,920
I'm bossing home for Christmas.

2508
02:22:15,580 --> 02:22:15,860
Yeah.

2509
02:22:18,180 --> 02:22:20,080
I'm moving down that line.

2510
02:22:23,160 --> 02:22:25,740
And it's been so long.

2511
02:22:27,320 --> 02:22:28,320
I will be there.

2512
02:22:28,400 --> 02:22:29,180
I will be there.

2513
02:22:29,180 --> 02:22:29,180
I will be there.

2514
02:22:29,180 --> 02:22:30,860
I'm singing the song.

2515
02:22:33,080 --> 02:22:35,180
I'll pass the time away.

2516
02:22:35,580 --> 02:23:04,240
Driving in my bus, busing home for Christmas. It's gonna take some time. But I'll get there. Top to toe in tailbacks. I got red lights on the run. There's a red light there, look. I'm stuck behind one. Soon there'll be a freeway, yeah.

2517
02:23:04,240 --> 02:23:28,480
I get my feet on holy ground. Breath in, so I think for you. Though you can't hear me when I get through. I feel you near me. Driving in my bus, busing home for Christmas.

2518
02:23:32,920 --> 02:23:54,920
Busing home for Christmas. With a thousand memories. Take a look at the driver next to me. Johnny in the seat room. He's just the same. He's just the same as Johnny. But he's not even there. Maybe this fella up here.

2519
02:23:54,920 --> 02:24:03,540
Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Fallon Sherrick. Great dark player. And they should look in round three. You can do it, Fallon.

2520
02:24:04,800 --> 02:24:05,680
They're all behind you.

2521
02:24:09,200 --> 02:24:12,280
Ayla Amano. Thank you very much, Ayla.

2522
02:24:16,360 --> 02:24:18,000
Top to toe in tailbacks.

2523
02:24:20,600 --> 02:24:33,680
I got red lights on the ground. I'm driving over Christmas. Yeah. Get my feet on holy ground.

2524
02:24:37,160 --> 02:24:39,480
So I think for you.

2525
02:24:40,960 --> 02:24:42,660
Oh, you can't hear me.

2526
02:24:43,260 --> 02:24:44,360
And I get through.

2527
02:24:47,360 --> 02:24:48,560
I feel you near me.

2528
02:24:48,560 --> 02:24:48,680
I feel you near me.

2529
02:24:50,160 --> 02:24:51,360
Driving in my bus.

2530
02:24:52,440 --> 02:24:53,760
Driving home for Christmas.

2531
02:24:59,160 --> 02:25:00,400
Driving home for Christmas.

2532
02:25:02,400 --> 02:25:03,920
With a thousand memories.

2533
02:25:08,400 --> 02:25:10,440
Take a look at the driver next to me.

2534
02:25:11,180 --> 02:25:12,180
He's going in here, look.

2535
02:25:12,180 --> 02:25:12,780
Garage.

2536
02:25:14,060 --> 02:25:15,140
He's just the same.

2537
02:25:18,980 --> 02:25:20,480
He's just the same.

2538
02:25:24,540 --> 02:25:25,860
He's walking in here, look.

2539
02:25:25,860 --> 02:25:26,160
The door.

2540
02:25:31,160 --> 02:25:32,180
Driving home.

2541
02:25:32,960 --> 02:25:33,940
Busing home.

2542
02:25:33,940 --> 02:25:33,940
Busing home.

2543
02:25:41,940 --> 02:25:58,240
Well, thank you very much everybody. I've hardly had time to think or talk or do anything tonight. Why? Well, because you're all too kind.

2544
02:26:02,240 --> 02:26:18,540
I don't know how to operate under those conditions. And big thank you to the paramedic team from Shligo and Castlebar for holding me together and putting me back together. Picking up the pieces, you know.

2545
02:26:18,540 --> 02:26:27,540
Thank you very much.

2546
02:26:27,540 --> 02:26:35,740
And yeah, we'll be back in a minute after a word from our sponsors. Thank you.

2547
02:26:35,740 --> 02:26:45,600
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

2548
02:26:45,600 --> 02:26:49,500
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

2549
02:26:49,720 --> 02:26:55,360
I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

2550
02:26:56,020 --> 02:26:59,860
Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

2551
02:27:01,400 --> 02:27:09,960
You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft. Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

2552
02:27:11,060 --> 02:27:14,440
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

2553
02:27:14,440 --> 02:27:27,220
How are you getting it?

2554
02:27:27,220 --> 02:27:45,460
When the schools got out for summer, I got started. On the long awaited journey to the west.

2555
02:27:48,600 --> 02:28:07,420
I was feeling so excited and lighthearted. I was heading for the place that I love best.

2556
02:28:07,420 --> 02:28:09,540
Stand clear.

2557
02:28:09,540 --> 02:28:31,660
Stand clear.

2558
02:28:31,660 --> 02:28:48,660
Stand clear.

2559
02:28:48,660 --> 02:28:55,660
Stand clear.

2560
02:28:55,660 --> 02:29:00,660
Stand clear.

2561
02:29:00,660 --> 02:29:04,660
Stand clear.

2562
02:29:04,660 --> 02:29:09,660
Stand clear.

2563
02:29:09,660 --> 02:29:16,660
Stand clear.

2564
02:29:16,660 --> 02:29:19,840
God bless me all.

2565
02:29:27,000 --> 02:29:36,420
Friendly hands to take your hand and say he is bigger.

2566
02:29:36,420 --> 02:29:38,140
Boom boom again, thank you.

2567
02:29:38,140 --> 02:29:40,300
*crash*

2568
02:29:40,300 --> 02:29:44,060
*hefty arms to hoist you high*

2569
02:29:44,060 --> 02:29:46,060
*and hug you hard*

2570
02:29:46,060 --> 02:29:52,220
*take the road through*

2571
02:29:52,220 --> 02:29:54,700
*cross my line*

2572
02:29:54,700 --> 02:29:57,100
*to the river*

2573
02:29:57,100 --> 02:30:03,100
*and the side road*

2574
02:30:03,100 --> 02:30:05,100
*takes you back*

2575
02:30:05,100 --> 02:30:07,100
*to the river*

2576
02:30:07,100 --> 02:30:09,100
*to the river*

2577
02:30:09,100 --> 02:30:11,100
*to the river*

2578
02:30:11,100 --> 02:30:15,100
*and I knew every windy corner*

2579
02:30:15,100 --> 02:30:19,100
*of the little fields below*

2580
02:30:19,100 --> 02:30:23,100
*and every ripple of that river*

2581
02:30:23,100 --> 02:30:25,100
*cross the steppin*

2582
02:30:25,100 --> 02:30:27,100
*the stones I'd go*

2583
02:30:27,100 --> 02:30:29,100
*to the river*

2584
02:30:29,100 --> 02:30:31,100
*to the river*

2585
02:30:31,100 --> 02:30:33,100
*to the river*

2586
02:30:33,100 --> 02:30:35,100
*to the river*

2587
02:30:35,100 --> 02:30:37,100
*to the river*

2588
02:30:37,100 --> 02:30:39,100
*to the river*

2589
02:30:39,100 --> 02:30:41,100
*the river*

2590
02:30:41,100 --> 02:30:43,100
*the river*

2591
02:30:43,100 --> 02:30:45,100
*the river*

2592
02:30:45,100 --> 02:30:47,100
*the river*

2593
02:30:47,100 --> 02:30:49,100
*when the day came*

2594
02:30:49,100 --> 02:30:51,100
*to go back*

2595
02:30:51,100 --> 02:30:53,100
*my heart was bleeding*

2596
02:30:53,100 --> 02:30:55,100
*with a grief that*

2597
02:30:55,100 --> 02:31:02,100
with a great thought see

2598
02:31:08,100 --> 02:31:11,100
they say every

2599
02:31:11,100 --> 02:31:14,100
show show

2600
02:31:14,100 --> 02:31:17,100
sure

2601
02:31:17,100 --> 02:31:28,100
jimmy jesus man thanks very much for all your support and all the laughs and the woo-doo that you give us.

2602
02:31:28,100 --> 02:31:34,100
back to the darkening streets of jerry

2603
02:31:34,100 --> 02:31:37,100
broken hearted

2604
02:31:37,100 --> 02:31:40,100
i must go

2605
02:31:40,100 --> 02:31:44,100
far from the splendor and the silence

2606
02:31:44,100 --> 02:31:47,100
thank you very much for the paramilitary

2607
02:31:47,100 --> 02:31:51,100
thank you very much

2608
02:31:51,100 --> 02:31:54,100
farewell meo

2609
02:31:54,100 --> 02:31:57,100
farewell meo

2610
02:31:57,100 --> 02:32:02,100
good night everybody

2611
02:32:02,100 --> 02:32:05,100
thank you very much

2612
02:32:05,100 --> 02:32:09,100
for a lovely situation

2613
02:32:09,100 --> 02:32:12,100
party bob

2614
02:32:12,100 --> 02:32:15,100
i can't believe it

2615
02:32:15,100 --> 02:32:18,100
thank you very much

2616
02:32:18,100 --> 02:32:20,100
good night and god bless

2617
02:32:20,100 --> 02:32:22,100
and thanks all so far

2618
02:32:22,100 --> 02:32:24,100
not giving me any more beckin

2619
02:32:24,100 --> 02:32:26,100
heart attacks with your beckin

2620
02:32:26,100 --> 02:32:29,100
a universal christmas tippin

2621
02:32:29,100 --> 02:32:33,100
ricky thank you very much

2622
02:32:33,100 --> 02:32:36,100
please now that's enough now

2623
02:32:36,100 --> 02:32:37,100
that's my turn

2624
02:32:37,100 --> 02:32:39,100
good night and god bless

2625
02:32:39,100 --> 02:32:42,100
and have a lovely christmas

2626
02:32:42,100 --> 02:32:45,100
and remember

2627
02:32:45,100 --> 02:32:47,100
always always

2628
02:32:47,100 --> 02:32:49,100
take the bus

2629
02:32:49,100 --> 02:32:49,100
if you can

2630
02:32:49,100 --> 02:32:51,100
don't bother driving

2631
02:32:51,100 --> 02:32:54,100
if you're having a bit of an old drink home on the christmas

2632
02:32:54,100 --> 02:32:58,100
maybe leave the car at home and try to find an alternative arrangements

2633
02:32:58,100 --> 02:33:01,100
for getting home and getting to and from the pub

2634
02:33:01,100 --> 02:33:03,100
i know it can be hard in the rural community

2635
02:33:03,100 --> 02:33:04,100
he's doing a bit of christmas tippin

2636
02:33:04,100 --> 02:33:06,100
there's always a super

2637
02:33:06,100 --> 02:33:07,100
the universal christmas tippin

2638
02:33:07,100 --> 02:33:08,100
yeah

2639
02:33:08,100 --> 02:33:09,100
the universal christmas tippin

2640
02:33:09,100 --> 02:33:10,100
yeah

2641
02:33:10,100 --> 02:33:11,100
that's nice

2642
02:33:11,100 --> 02:33:18,500
*Loud*

2643
02:33:18,500 --> 02:33:46,500
*Music*

2644
02:33:46,500 --> 02:33:55,580
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

2645
02:33:55,780 --> 02:33:59,500
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

2646
02:34:02,080 --> 02:34:02,960
Are you in there?

2647
02:34:09,320 --> 02:34:11,400
Super Ted, thank you very much, Super Ted.

2648
02:34:13,180 --> 02:34:14,280
I'm gonna go now.

2649
02:34:14,280 --> 02:34:21,080
I'm gonna go now before I die.

2650
02:34:21,480 --> 02:34:23,860
Thank you very much and Merry Christmas to everybody.

2651
02:34:24,720 --> 02:34:25,380
Farewell, Mayo.

2652
02:34:27,220 --> 02:34:28,420
Super Ted, thank you.

2653
02:34:29,060 --> 02:34:29,460
TK.

2654
02:34:31,060 --> 02:34:32,220
It's gonna be a special.

2655
02:34:32,500 --> 02:34:35,080
Something's gonna have to happen soon because of this special.

2656
02:34:42,960 --> 02:34:44,960
How are you getting that?

2657
02:34:46,960 --> 02:34:49,960
Sorry there. I think I'm okay. I think I'm okay.

2658
02:34:51,960 --> 02:34:53,960
Goodnight and God bless everyone.

2659
02:34:54,960 --> 02:34:57,960
From me and everyone at Shlogel,

2660
02:34:58,960 --> 02:35:00,960
Merry, Merry Christmas.

2661
02:35:01,960 --> 02:35:03,960
Are you doing a better Christmas, Tiffin?

2662
02:35:04,960 --> 02:35:06,960
Are you doing a better Christmas, Tiffin? Yeah.

2663
02:35:07,960 --> 02:35:09,960
That was right.

2664
02:35:09,960 --> 02:35:11,960
Oh, yeah, man.

2665
02:35:11,960 --> 02:35:23,000
Oh yeah, man.

2666
02:35:23,000 --> 02:35:52,980
Oh yeah, man.

2667
02:35:52,980 --> 02:36:22,960
Oh yeah, man.

2668
02:36:22,960 --> 02:36:24,960
Oh yeah, man.

2669
02:36:24,960 --> 02:36:26,960
Oh yeah, man.

2670
02:36:26,960 --> 02:36:28,960
Oh yeah, man.

2671
02:36:28,960 --> 02:36:30,960
Oh yeah, man.

2672
02:36:30,960 --> 02:36:32,960
Oh yeah, man.

2673
02:36:32,960 --> 02:36:38,960
Oh yeah, man.

2674
02:36:38,960 --> 02:36:44,960
Oh yeah, man.

2675
02:36:44,960 --> 02:36:46,960
Oh yeah, man.

2676
02:36:46,960 --> 02:36:52,960
Oh yeah, man.

2677
02:36:52,960 --> 02:36:58,960
Oh yeah, man.

2678
02:36:58,960 --> 02:37:00,960
Oh yeah, man.

2679
02:37:00,960 --> 02:37:02,960
Oh yeah, man.

2680
02:37:02,960 --> 02:37:04,960
Oh yeah, man.

2681
02:37:04,960 --> 02:37:06,960
Oh yeah, man.

2682
02:37:06,960 --> 02:37:08,960
Oh yeah, man.

2683
02:37:08,960 --> 02:37:10,960
Oh yeah, man.

2684
02:37:10,960 --> 02:37:12,960
Oh yeah, man.

2685
02:37:12,960 --> 02:37:14,960
Oh yeah, man.

2686
02:37:14,960 --> 02:37:16,960
Oh yeah, man.

2687
02:37:16,960 --> 02:37:18,960
Oh yeah, man.

2688
02:37:18,960 --> 02:37:20,960
Oh yeah, man.

2689
02:37:20,960 --> 02:37:22,960
Oh yeah, man.

2690
02:37:22,960 --> 02:37:26,840
For it being on Christmas morning

2691
02:37:26,840 --> 02:37:31,680
Out for recreation we went on a tramp

2692
02:37:31,680 --> 02:37:36,100
And we met Sergeant Appar and Corporal Vamp

2693
02:37:36,100 --> 02:37:40,480
And a little wee drummer intended to camp

2694
02:37:40,480 --> 02:37:44,700
For the day being pleasant and charming

2695
02:37:44,700 --> 02:37:51,000
Good morning, good morning

2696
02:37:51,000 --> 02:37:52,720
And the sergeant did cry

2697
02:37:52,720 --> 02:37:56,960
And the same to you gentlemen we did reply

2698
02:37:56,960 --> 02:38:01,680
Intending no harm which meant to pass by

2699
02:38:01,680 --> 02:38:05,560
For it being on Christmas morning

2700
02:38:05,560 --> 02:38:10,460
But says he, my fine fellows, if you will enlist

2701
02:38:10,460 --> 02:38:12,880
It's ten guineas and gold

2702
02:38:12,880 --> 02:38:14,720
I will slip in your fist

2703
02:38:14,720 --> 02:38:17,200
And a crown in the bargain

2704
02:38:17,200 --> 02:38:19,320
For to kick up the dust

2705
02:38:19,320 --> 02:38:23,460
And drink the king's health in the morning

2706
02:38:23,460 --> 02:38:29,200
For a soldier he leads a very fine life

2707
02:38:29,200 --> 02:38:33,880
And he always is blessed with a charming young wife

2708
02:38:33,880 --> 02:38:38,000
And he pays all his debts without sorrow or strife

2709
02:38:38,000 --> 02:38:42,020
And always lives pleasant and charming

2710
02:38:42,280 --> 02:38:47,040
And a soldier he always is decent and clean

2711
02:38:47,040 --> 02:38:51,380
In the finest of clothing is constantly seen

2712
02:38:51,380 --> 02:38:55,940
While other poor fellows go dirty and mean

2713
02:38:55,940 --> 02:39:00,100
Hands up on thin grill in the morning

2714
02:39:00,100 --> 02:39:30,080
guitar solo

2715
02:39:30,080 --> 02:40:00,060
guitar solo

2716
02:40:00,060 --> 02:40:30,040
guitar solo

2717
02:40:30,040 --> 02:41:00,020
guitar solo

2718
02:41:00,020 --> 02:41:30,000
guitar solo

2719
02:41:30,000 --> 02:41:59,980
guitar solo

2720
02:41:59,980 --> 02:42:29,960
guitar solo

2721
02:42:29,960 --> 02:42:59,940
guitar solo

2722
02:42:59,940 --> 02:43:29,920
guitar solo
